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Day: 1 May 2023

Wellingtonian Shamed Mercilessly By Flatmates For The Crime Of Drinking Instant Coffee

man drinking coffee

ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Culture  CONVENIENCE OVER CULTURE Alex Dustow, a 19 year old originally from Taranaki, recently moved into a new flat in Wellington’s Aro Valley. After being up bright and early most days for the year’s lectures in the opening semester, he was often out the door to Victoria University, well before his other […]

BACK-TO- BACK LOSSES: Warriors Fan Stocking Up On Ice Cream To Go With Potential End Of Season Tears

warriors fan with team losing in the background and ben and jerry's icecream in the foreground.

ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Sport  PANIC STATIONS Die-hard Warriors fan Mark Hickey’s faith is beginning to waver. That’s after his beloved Warriors went down 14-0 to the Sydney Roosters in Auckland this afternoon, just five days after they lost to the Melbourne Storm on Tuesday. Today’s loss has hit Hickey hard, especially after the Warriors had […]

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