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Day: 13 April 2024

One Eyed Cantab Has Last Remaining Eye Removed So He Can’t See Crusaders Anymore

one eyed cantab in hospital

SEEN ENOUGH.

Diehard Crusaders fan, Craig Chamberlain, from Christchurch, has taken drastic measures to shield himself from the agony of witnessing his beloved team’s defeats on the rugby field.

Crusaders Fans Call For Super Rugby To Introduce “Fair Play” Award

crusaders losing with cheap plastic fair play award in foreground

GOTTA WIN SOMETHING.

With their team languishing in 11th place on the Super Rugby table, Crusaders supporters have come together to demand justice in the form of a “Fair Play” award.

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