GORDON LIGHTFOOT | Culture
WINNING WAYS
A Hamilton man has done what many thought was impossible, by not only packing the dishwasher wrong last night, but also putting several items in random cupboards and drawers this morning.
Ryan McKenzie, 33, was pleased with the result, surprising even himself that he could be this hopeless, as judged by his wife Amy.
“Yeah look it was always going to be a tough ask to get both things completely incorrect, but I somehow managed it on this occasion. Generally it’s just one or the other, so it’s pleasing to get both wrong at the same time,” he said in his post-match interview.
“Cheers to the judge officiating as she’s always very involved and keen to make sure the game can flow smoothly,” said McKenzie, as Amy was seen rolling her eyes and leaving the room.
Our reporters were able to catch up to her just in time to get a brief comment on her husband achieving The Double.
“I don’t understand why it’s so hard to take a bit of extra time and pack the dishwasher properly, so you get the most out of each wash,” said Amy as she relocated a pair of tongs from one kitchen drawer to another.
“Urgh and why is this here?” she asked as she removed a glass from the coffee mug section of another drawer.
Ryan meanwhile made an interesting observation following his big win. “Believe it or not, despite me putting the dishes in the dishwasher in the completely wrong order, they still came out spotlessly clean. Incredible isn’t it?”
McKenzie is now apparently on the lookout for other household chores that he can complete to a poor standard.
More to come.
