Nicola Willis Unsure Whether New Outfit For Media Appearances Is Too Much
LOOKING THE PART.
Public Servant Applies Second Lanyard To Ward Off Evil Government Job Cuts
FORCE FIELD ACTIVATED.
Local Woman Annoyed That Partner Was Not Also Annoyed By Thing That Annoyed Her
AISLE OF ANGER.
Hurricanes In Line To Be Literally The Only Good Thing About Wellington This Year
UNBEATABLE ON A GOOD DAY.
Mo’unga Not Fit For All Blacks Until He Proves Himself In Illustrious New Zealand NPC
SELECTION STANDOFF.
Local Bloke Finds Old Calculator And Immediately Types “5318008” Like He’s In Intermediate Again
MUSCLE MEMORY.
LEAVING DRINKS: Maiki Expected To Either Not Drink Or Completely Let The Dogs Out
MOOD PENDING.
Horses Set To Return To Crusaders Games But Cantabs Demand Scribe Stay Too
HERITAGE RESTORED.
Regular Complainer To The BSA Discovers He Can Also Cry About Things On Facebook
COMMENTS OPEN.
Luxon Confident Anyone Can Get Ahead With “A Bit Of Grit And A Diversified Property Portfolio”
FIRM REMINDER.
