Local Bloke Enters Early Friend Zone After Getting Called “Mate” Via DM
MESSAGE RECEIVED.
Helen Clark Says Beauden Barrett Should Be Starting At Fullback
HELEN’S RECKONS.
Local Woman Getting Into Fitness Now Convinced She Has A Weird Running Style
NOWHERE TO RUN.
Bloke Who Hasn’t Played Cricket In A Decade Suddenly Practices Bowling Action In Hallway
HALLWAY HERO.
National Party Insiders Claim Luxon Briefly Considered Sacking Himself
EXIT STRATEGY.
National MPs Confirm They Would All Be A Worse Option Than Luxon
THIN MARGINS.
Luxon Asks ChatGPT If He Can Still Get A Knighthood If He Gets Rolled
WORTH ASKING.
Erica Stanford Catches Up With The Lads To Finally Get Her Social Media Ban Sorted
CALL THE EXPERTS.
DUPES AT 12: Wellington Lions Confirm “Just Let The Angry Man Loose” Is The Game Plan
MIDFIELD MAYHEM.
WOAP TIME: Wellington Local Goes For Run In Futile Attempt To Counteract Burger Intake
ALL IN VAIN.