Bloke Who Used To Drink Anything Now Apparently Needs “Something Interesting”
EVOLVED TASTES.
SAFE AND SOUND: Chris Hipkins Says You Can’t Break Election Promises If You Don’t Make Any
GORDON LIGHTFOOT | Politics THINK ABOUT IT. Labour leader Chris Hipkins has revealed some of the thinking behind his party’s election strategy today, responding to criticism that the opposition has been “light on policy”. Wearing a black leather jacket, gold watch and chain to go with a brand new moustache, Hipkins said Labour “would not […]
Nicola Willis Unsure Whether New Outfit For Media Appearances Is Too Much
LOOKING THE PART.
Public Servant Applies Second Lanyard To Ward Off Evil Government Job Cuts
FORCE FIELD ACTIVATED.
Local Woman Annoyed That Partner Was Not Also Annoyed By Thing That Annoyed Her
AISLE OF ANGER.
Hurricanes In Line To Be Literally The Only Good Thing About Wellington This Year
UNBEATABLE ON A GOOD DAY.
Mo’unga Not Fit For All Blacks Until He Proves Himself In Illustrious New Zealand NPC
SELECTION STANDOFF.
Local Bloke Finds Old Calculator And Immediately Types “5318008” Like He’s In Intermediate Again
MUSCLE MEMORY.
LEAVING DRINKS: Maiki Expected To Either Not Drink Or Completely Let The Dogs Out
MOOD PENDING.
Horses Set To Return To Crusaders Games But Cantabs Demand Scribe Stay Too
HERITAGE RESTORED.
