Bloke Who Sends Monstrously Formal Emails Actually Quite Relaxed In Real Life
REGARDS,
NEW TEAM KIT: Greens Swap Their Keffiyehs For Freshly Patched Leather Jackets
OUT WITH THE OLD.
Chlöe Annoyed That Media Are Obsessed With “That New Qiulae Girl”
LOVE TRIANGLE.
Winston Promises To Buy Back BNZ And Give The Kiwibank Sheep A Job There
BRING BACK BUCK.
Dupes Back In All Blacks After Enduring Long Painful Sentence With Lions
CASE DISMISSED.
Will Jordan Ruins Profitable Night For TAB With Last Minute Try
WILL POWER.
Family Drives 300km To Get Away From Everything Before Complaining There’s Nothing To Do
RURAL REGRET.
Factory Manager Builds Team Of Good People That Will Leave And Useless Ones That Will Stay
FINE BALANCE.
Local Woman CCs In Bloke’s Manager Like The Calculating Assassin She Is
TACTICAL STRIKE.
DINNERTIME DOMINANCE: Local Toddler Drops A Significant Amount Of Rice On The Floor
INSTANT IMPACT.