Female Viewership Of All Blacks Test Set To Surge With Ruben Love Named To Start
THE GAME OF LOVE.
Couple Spend Entire Open Home Whispering Different Renovation Ideas To Each Other
MY HOUSE MY CASTLE.
Local Man Accepts Community Service Award For Using Social Media To Point Out “AI Slop”
MORE SLOP I SEE
Luxon Says Best Thing About Social Media Ban Is That It’s Easier To Sort Than Cost Of Living
BAN KIDS OR DIE TRYIN’
GRAND COALITION: Chris Luxon And Chris Hipkins Finally Fuse Together To Become One Giant Chris
GORDON LIGHTFOOT | Politics POLICY OVERLAP Prime Minister Chris Luxon and Labour leader Chris Hipkins have finally realised their shared love of power and disdain for New Zealanders make them perfect for each other. The two Chris’s have performed the legendary “fusion dance”, fusing their bodies and souls together to become the 7 foot tall, […]
Woman Who Said She Would Just Grab Milk Returns Home With Ice Cream, Lollies, And No Milk
MISSION DRIFT.
KIWI VICTORY: Tim Payne Now More Famous Than Australia’s Tim Paine Ever Was
NO PAYNE NO GAIN.
GHOST OF GOLRIZ: Greens Tax Plan Haunted By Urge To Take Things That Don’t Belong To Them
HAUNTED HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES.
Tim Payne Says Instagram Is Irrelevant After Seeing Egypt’s Mo Salah’s Follower Count
DIGITAL UNDERDOGS.
Old Boy At Pub Predictably Disgusted By “Bunch Of Hollywoods” At World Cup
DRAMA QUEENS.