Outraged Christ’s College Student Demands To Know What’s Wrong With Liking Golden Syrup
STICKY SITUATION.
Luxon Shares His Spotify Wrapped Hoping Taylor Swift Will Finally Notice Him
MISSION CREEP.
Bloke Begins Annual Wind-Down The Moment Christmas Cookie Time Girls Enter Office
DECEMBER MODE.
Local Bloke Not Ready For Relationship Commitment But Will Commit to Every Bit of Social Sport Available
CLEAR PRIORITIES.
Public Servant Introduces Personal Scoring System To Simulate Job Satisfaction
MAKING HIS OWN FUN.
Bloke Who Failed To Bring Beers To Party Now Taking Generous Helpings Of Everyone Else’s
EMPTY HANDED
Local Tradie Say He’ll “Swing By Tomorrow” Offering Inconvenient 10-Hour Arrival Window
WAITING WOES.
Bloke Who’s Never Left The West Coast Confident He’d Hate Auckland
ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY.
Grade Cricketer Reckons He Was ‘Seeing Them Well’ Before Getting Bowled for 2
SEEING IT LIKE A BEACH BALL
Public Servant Skim-Reads Email That Took Three Days To Write, Review And Sign Off
MAX EFFORT, MINIMAL IMPACT.
