Uni Student Graciously Credits 12.40 AM Pie And V For B-Minus All-Nighter Result
CLUTCH PERFORMANCE.
Weary Hurricanes Fan Heads Into Final Still Scarred by 2015 Defeat
EMOTIONALLY WOUNDED.
“Super Rugby Finals Don’t Run Without Crusaders,” Says One-Eyed Cantab Arriving Early At Cake Tin
SEEING RED.
Local Tradie Estimates Job Will Take ‘Couple Hours’ For Fourth Consecutive Day
FAMOUS LAST WORDS.
Forecast For Wellington’s Super Rugby Final Naturally Includes Rain And Wind
FILL THE TIN.
TOP OF GROUP G: All Whites Credit Eli Just’s Goalscoring And Tim Payne’s Instagram
DOUBLE THREAT.
All Whites Push Petrol Prices Even Higher After Draw With Iran
ALL WORTH IT.
Attention-Starved Government Resorts To Forcing Loud Screeching Noise Through Everyone’s Phones
CAN YOU NOT?
Labour Promises Unlimited Free Transport Because At This Stage Who Even Cares
GIVEN UP ON REALITY.
Government Establishes Working Group to Find New Words for “Tax” and “Levy”
BACK ON TRACK.