Local Man Gets The Double After Packing Dishwasher Wrong And Putting Dishes Away Wrong
WINNING WAYS.
One Eyed Cantab Vows to Gallop Endless Circles Around New Stadium Until Horses Return
NEIGH SAYERS.
New Migrants To New Zealand Will Now Be Force-Fed A Flat White And Told To Enjoy It
COMPULSORY CULTURE
Blues Fan Prepares To Blame Wellington Wind And Cyclone Ahead Of Canes Clash
METEOROLOGICAL SABOTAGE.
Public Servant Adds The Word “Strategic” To Sentence And Hopes That Helps
ALIGNING PRIORITIES.
Pie And Can Of V Found To Be Most Nutritionally Optimal Breakfast For Tradies
BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS
Prime Minister Says He Can Win Back Support With A Second Flag Referendum On Laser Kiwi
BACK ON TRACK.
Dunedin Students Instinctively Celebrate Alcohol Law Change With ‘Liquid Lunch’
HOLY HYDRATION.
TAKING THE LEAD: Prime Minister Says To Park A Bit Down The Road To Save Money At The Pump
ALL ADDS UP.
Kids Convinced Jonah Lomu Was AI Generated After Being Shown His Rampaging Highlights
SO FAKE.
