Overlooked Du’Plessis Kirifi’s Pent Up Rage Expected To Be Released On Hawke’s Bay This Sunday
FRESH VICTIMS.
Local Couple Somehow Have Entire Future Planned Out By End Of 15 Minute House Viewing
DREAM DWELLING.
Local Woman Will Have Cup Of Tea If Husband Is Making One
DOMESTIC DIPLOMACY.
Chippy Hipkins Disappointed That Paul Henry Doesn’t Want To Shag Or Marry Him
LOVE LOST.
Local Maniac Rides Train With No Phone Out, No Headphones, Just His Own Thoughts
RISKY BUSINESS.
Old Boy At The Pub Says “All Blacks Should Wear Black Boots, None Of This Pink And Yellow Bullshit”
BLOODY RIDICULOUS.
Newly Spawned “Mega Chris” Takes Natbour Campaign On The Road
MEETING THE PUNTERS.
Local Woman Demands To Know Where “Her Beauden” Is Following Latest All Blacks Team Naming
BEAUDEN BLUES.
England Fan Adds Another Layer Of Disappointment To Personality
IT’S NOT COMING HOME.
Former Broadcaster Bumble Will Run For Election As Act Candidate
ELECTION BUZZ.