“We Should Go For A Coffee Sometime” Still The Best Exit Strategy From Small Talk Entrapment
POLITE ESCAPE.
Kiwi Bloke Who “Bleeds Maroon” Will Finally Get To See His Team Live From The Comfort Of Eden Park
QUEENSLANDER.
Local Woman Who Does No Exercise And Only Eats Rubbish Asks Why She Feels “Tired All The Time”
ENERGY MYSTERY.
Lolly Bag Remembered As Greatest Investment Of Childhood Money
SWEET INVESTMENTS
Local Millenial’s Quiz Team Tops the Table After Actually Knowing The Songs From The Music Round
HASHTAG WINNING.
Old Boy At Pub Watching Super Bowl Says Players Are “Too Bloody Soft With Their Pads And Helmets”
COTTON-WOOLED CRYBABIES.
Local Camping Ground Ruled And Controlled By Roaming Gangs Of Children On Bikes
STAY INSIDE.
Luxon Asks Leigh Hart If He’d Mind Covering Waitangi Day For Him
ROLLING SUB.
Local Teammate Who Still Hasn’t Paid His Subs Will “Sort It Tonight”
EVERY YEAR.
Local Man Who Somehow Failed His Full Licence Feels Cheated By New Changes
U-TURN.
