Election Demon Gets Makeover To Fool Pathetic Mortals Into Trusting It
THERE WILL BE BLOOD.
Chris Hipkins Commits To Eating 1000 Sausage Rolls Between Now And The Election
BACK TO BASICS.
Local Bloke Confident AI Won’t Kill Him After Years Of Saying Please And Thank You To ChatGPT
AI ASSURANCE.
New Curriculum Ideas So Awesome They Have To Be Kept Secret From Public
NOT IN WRITING.
Ben Lummis Confirms He Can Be Ready By NRL Grand Final Day
IDOL RETURNS
Nicky Hager Says Next Year’s Book Will Be Something Light And Cheerful
CHANGING THINGS UP.
Man Comes Forward About Watching No Warriors Games All Year And Then Causing Semifinal Loss By Watching It
THE CURSE.
Office Bloke Nods Politely While Female Colleagues Complain About Sydney Sweeney
MIND OVER MATTER.
Luxon Breaking Up Supermarket Duopoly So He Can Finally Achieve His $60 Weekly Shop
PENNY WISE.
REVEALED: Du’Plessis Kirifi Named As Prime Suspect After Referee Comms Blackout
MIXED MESSAGES.