JUST FOR FUN: Bloke Doing Anonymous Staff Engagement Survey Selects “Strongly Disagree” For Every Question
CLICKING WITH PURPOSE.
Attention-Starved Chris Hipkins Planning Labour’s First Parliament Haka
DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING.
Swarbrick And The Greens In Need Of New Team Kit Now That There’s Peace In The Middle East
WARDROBE WOES.
Job Seeker Shocked To Learn Entry-Level Role Requires 10 Years Experience In Entry-Level Roles
GRAD TRAP.
SUNDAY HORRORS: Public Servant Tries Hard To Ignore Weekly Feeling Of Existential Dread
BRAVE FACE.
Bloke’s Heart Sinks As Countdown Cashier Casually Waves Him Through Without ID Or Eye Contact
REALITY CHECK.
Government Struggling To Explain What’s Inconvenient About Having A Wallet With A Licence In It
SOLUTION WITHOUT A PROBLEM
Swarbrick Relieved It Wasn’t One Of Her MPs Doxxing Winston Or Smashing His Windows
CLOSE CALL.
Hapless Boyfriend Of Instagram Gets Wheeled Out For Cherry Blossom Photoshoot
CHERRY PICKED CONTENT.
DEVASTATING: Wellness Influencer On Sunday Run Doesn’t Spot Any Walks Of Shame She Can Judge
NO INFLUENCE.
