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Toddler Decides Today Is A Good Day To Once Again Get His Fingers Jammed In The Door

man facepalms while child cries

SLOW LEARNER.

REPORT: BYC Growing Quite Tense Between Cousins

angry boys with cricket bat

FAMILY FEUD.

Dedicated Gym Bro Braces For January Flood Of Fakes And Phonies

gym bro disgusted by people at gym.

SEASONAL SURGE.

Bored Dad Seen Sniffing Around The Backyard Looking For Things To Waterblast

man in backyard with waterblaster

PRESSURE RELEASE.

NO PLANS YET: Local Bloke Still Pretending He’ll Be Invited Somewhere For New Year’s

man on couch thinking of fireworks celebration

COUCH COUNTDOWN.

REPORT: Jetstar In Fact Just Another Normal Airline That’s No Better Or Worse Than The Others

jetstar flight attendant in front of planes

PERFECTLY AVERAGE.

Local Bloke Leans Into Tomorrow’s Hangover With Pre-Purchased Blue Powerade

man looking at powerade bottle in Night n day store.

AHEAD OF THE GAME.

Man Punishes Self With Excruciating Boxing Day Run After Outrageous Christmas Feast

man out running thinking about xmas food

BOXING ON.

Sibling Tension Peaks As One Child Clearly Gets Better Gift

girl getting iphone and boy getting puzzle

FESTIVE FALLOUT.

CHRISTMAS LUNCH PREGAME: Local Mum Attempts To Elevate Family’s Stress Levels To Match Hers

mum screaming at christmas

ALL ABOUT BALANCE.

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