Manager Of New Staff Member Excited By Opportunity To Say “Oh You Came Back For Day 2”
BACK FOR MORE.
Disgruntled National MPs Creating AI Agent That Could Topple Luxon
POLL POSITION.
Local Man Gets The Double After Packing Dishwasher Wrong And Putting Dishes Away Wrong
WINNING WAYS.
One Eyed Cantab Vows to Gallop Endless Circles Around New Stadium Until Horses Return
NEIGH SAYERS.
New Migrants To New Zealand Will Now Be Force-Fed A Flat White And Told To Enjoy It
COMPULSORY CULTURE
Blues Fan Prepares To Blame Wellington Wind And Cyclone Ahead Of Canes Clash
METEOROLOGICAL SABOTAGE.
Public Servant Adds The Word “Strategic” To Sentence And Hopes That Helps
ALIGNING PRIORITIES.
Pie And Can Of V Found To Be Most Nutritionally Optimal Breakfast For Tradies
BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS
Prime Minister Says He Can Win Back Support With A Second Flag Referendum On Laser Kiwi
BACK ON TRACK.
Dunedin Students Instinctively Celebrate Alcohol Law Change With ‘Liquid Lunch’
HOLY HYDRATION.
