Cringe Levels Approaching Critical As Luxon Tries To Lure Taylor Swift To Eden Park
WILDEST DREAMS.
All Blacks Coaching Staff On High Alert For Any Laughing Or Smiling At Training This Week
THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE.
All Blacks Get Their Match Fees Docked For Not Turning Up For Second Half
SALARY SIN-BIN
Old Boy At The Pub Tells Anyone Who’ll Listen Exactly What He Thinks Of Razor’s All Blacks
RSA RAMBLER.
Local Dad’s Inner Thoughts Plagued By Paw Patrol Theme
CAN’T SWITCH IT OFF
Local Dio Girl Forced To Arrive At School Ball in Last Year’s 2024 BMW
WHEEL WOES
Wellington Project Manager Performing Well Apart From Nobody Wanting To Work With Him
MIXED RESULTS.
Local Man Investigating Sudden Eerie Silence From South African Mate In Group Chat
VANISHING ACT.
Groundbreaking Research Finds Cats Still Massive Jerks
FELINE FACTS.
BIG GAME: All Blacks Hope Suzie The Waitress Isn’t Making A Comeback Ahead Of South Africa Clash
BUFFET BEWARE.
