Luxon Asks Leigh Hart If He’d Mind Covering Waitangi Day For Him
ROLLING SUB.
Local Teammate Who Still Hasn’t Paid His Subs Will “Sort It Tonight”
EVERY YEAR.
Local Man Who Somehow Failed His Full Licence Feels Cheated By New Changes
U-TURN.
Former CrossFit Guy Announces Hyrox Is “What Fitness Was Always Meant to Be”
SLED AHEAD.
Luxon Used ChatGPT To Formulate Acceptable Excuse To Avoid Waitangi
AI PM.
Wellingtonian Upset By All The Very Un-Wellington People Visiting For Wellington Cup
ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Culture BUBBLE BURST Aro Valley local Ruby Galbraith, 30, has reportedly reached peak exasperation this week, as the annual Wellington Cup draws hordes of visitors into her beloved city. “I just can’t,” Galbraith sighed, gesturing at a group of people swaggering confidently through Cuba Street, despite clearly ‘not being from around here’. […]
Man Can’t Understand Why Girlfriend Is Too Tired for Sex After Doing His Laundry And Cooking His Meals
WHERE’S THE ROMANCE?!
Crusher Collins Celebrates Retirement By Having Her Own Parliamentary Vehicle Crushed
FOR OLD TIME’S SAKE.
Real Estate Agent Confirms House He’s Selling That’s Falling Apart Actually Has “Good Bones”
CALCIUM RICH.
Public Servant Says New Cross-Agency Karakia Will Help Ward Off Taxpayer Union OIA Requests
EVIL SPIRITS.
