Bloke Purchasing Skincare Christmas Gift For Girlfriend Nods Along With Shop Assistant Like He’s Across It
BLIND AGREEMENT.
Night ’n Day Pie Warms Both Hands And Soul Of Hungover Tradie
LIFE SAVED.
iPhone User Rethinking New Acquaintance After First Text Message Was Turned Green
ALARM BELLS.
Parents Pleased They Skipped Elf On A Shelf This Year And Avoided The Sheer Admin Of It
PEACE OF MIND.
LAST WEEK AT WORK: Bloke Clicks Rapidly Between Tabs To Appear To Be A Productive Employee
FAKE FOCUS.
Aisle Standers Successfully Shave 0.00 Seconds Off Their Time Taken To Get Off Plane
CABIN SCRAMBLERS.
Local Touch Bro With Cap Back To Front Naturally Believes He’s Shaun Johnson
HOT STEPPER.
Bloke Who Has Never Once Finished His Crate Says This Is “His Year”
BIG SHIFT AHEAD.
Outraged Christ’s College Student Demands To Know What’s Wrong With Liking Golden Syrup
STICKY SITUATION.
Luxon Shares His Spotify Wrapped Hoping Taylor Swift Will Finally Notice Him
MISSION CREEP.
