Kids Convinced Jonah Lomu Was AI Generated After Being Shown His Rampaging Highlights

SO FAKE.
Local Man’s Self-Described “Side Hustle” Has Reportedly Netted Him $11 Since 2023

ENTREPRENEURIAL ENERGY.
Wellington Cyclist Mentions That “It’s Actually Faster”, Again

BEATING TRAFFIC.
Man Now In Planning Stage Of Starting His Own Podcast After Having Three Interesting Thoughts

CONTENT CREATOR MODE.
Commuter Looking For Ways To Save Money On Fuel Removes Seats From Car

SENSIBLE KIWI.
Local EV Driver Quickly Learns To Keep Quiet During Office Chat About Petrol Prices

ELECTRIC SILENCE.
Chris Hipkins Quietly Making Plan To Bring Media Focus Back On Sausage Rolls

SIMPLER TIMES.
New Team Values Poster In Office Predicted To Become Totally Invisible To Staff In Two Weeks

STRONG ALIGNMENT ENERGY.
PETROL PRICE CRISIS: Local Man Walks Ten Minutes To Dairy Instead Of Driving

SIDEWALK SAVINGS
Luxon Advises People Struggling With Bills To Just Sell Off One Of Their Rentals

BILL BUSTER.