WIRED AWAKE: Health Guru Who Preaches 8 Hours Sleep Each Night Now On Fourth Line At Electric Ave
SWEET DREAMS.
Bloke Refers To Mount Maunganui As “The Mount” Despite Living In Gore
COASTAL CLAIM.
Palmerston North Man Confirms That “Actually Palmy Is Pretty Central To Everything”
LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION.
Warriors Fan Will Likely Process First Game Result As Either “Our Year” Or “Early Days”
EARLY ANALYSIS.
Local Woman Claims To Be In Some Kind Of “Era” When Describing Very Minor Things That She Does
PERSONAL REBRAND.
Local Woman Who Said She’d Have One Biscoff Egg Ends Up Polishing Off The Lot
SWEET SHAME.
“We Should Go For A Coffee Sometime” Still The Best Exit Strategy From Small Talk Entrapment
POLITE ESCAPE.
Kiwi Bloke Who “Bleeds Maroon” Will Finally Get To See His Team Live From The Comfort Of Eden Park
QUEENSLANDER.
Local Woman Who Does No Exercise And Only Eats Rubbish Asks Why She Feels “Tired All The Time”
ENERGY MYSTERY.
Lolly Bag Remembered As Greatest Investment Of Childhood Money
SWEET INVESTMENTS
