Local Bloke Still Paying Monthly Bills For Three Streaming Services He Doesn’t Use
THERE IF HE NEEDS THEM.
Chris Luxkins Releases Brand New Humanoid Robot Candidate For Natbour, “Taxinda 2.0”
DEATH AND TAXES.
Local Bloke’s Old TV Begins Year Long Sentence In Garage Before Eventual Transfer To Rubbish Dump
TRANSITION PERIOD.
SHOCK POLL: Luxon And Hipkins Spotted Comfort-Eating Sausage Rolls In Parliament Kitchen
EATING THEIR FEELINGS.
Local Mum Announces Nobody Is Helping While Rejecting Every Offer Of Help
DOMESTIC CHAOS.
Pilot Flying Dangerously Low At Cape Town Test Revealed To Be Du’Plessis Kirifi
FLIGHT RISK.
Third Leadership Challenge On The Cards After Luxon Mixes Up Warriors And Waratahs
UNFORGIVABLE.
Tamatha Paul Launches Property Management Company To Help Fellow MPs Manage Their Rentals
PROPERTY PATROL.
Employee Types “Hope You’re Well” In Email To Colleague She Doesn’t Care About At All
BUILDING RAPPORT.
Man Opens Fridge For Fifth Time In 20 Minutes Hoping New Food Has Appeared
MATTER OF FAITH.