Erica Stanford’s Social Media Ban Bill Gets Support From Grand Coalition Mutant Chris Luxkins
THINK OF THE CHILDREN.
Chris Hipkins Asks What A “Surplus” Is And Whether He Can Borrow Money To Buy One
INVESTING IN THE FUTURE.
Old Boy At Pub Annoyed That He Has Nothing To Complain About
CHEER UP.
Local Bloke Enters Early Friend Zone After Getting Called “Mate” Via DM
MESSAGE RECEIVED.
Helen Clark Says Beauden Barrett Should Be Starting At Fullback
HELEN’S RECKONS.
Local Woman Getting Into Fitness Now Convinced She Has A Weird Running Style
NOWHERE TO RUN.
Bloke Who Hasn’t Played Cricket In A Decade Suddenly Practices Bowling Action In Hallway
HALLWAY HERO.
National Party Insiders Claim Luxon Briefly Considered Sacking Himself
EXIT STRATEGY.
National MPs Confirm They Would All Be A Worse Option Than Luxon
THIN MARGINS.
Luxon Asks ChatGPT If He Can Still Get A Knighthood If He Gets Rolled
WORTH ASKING.