Former Broadcaster Bumble Will Run For Election As Act Candidate
ELECTION BUZZ.
Admirable Vegan Man Endures Black Coffee Instead Of Having Oat Milk Like A Coward
RESPECT.
Expert Believes Luxon Would Be More Relatable If He Didn’t Talk
SAFER BET.
New Instagram Feature Plays Kimbra’s “Somebody That I Used To Know” When Visiting Ex’s Account
THE EX FILES.
Luxon Furious Taylor Swift Had Wedding At Madison Square Garden Instead Of Queenstown
BAD FOR THE ECONOMY.
Old Boy At Pub Accepts All Blacks Win But Naturally Expects 30 Point Demolitions From Now On
TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT.
Female Viewership Of All Blacks Test Set To Surge With Ruben Love Named To Start
THE GAME OF LOVE.
Couple Spend Entire Open Home Whispering Different Renovation Ideas To Each Other
MY HOUSE MY CASTLE.
Local Man Accepts Community Service Award For Using Social Media To Point Out “AI Slop”
MORE SLOP I SEE
Luxon Says Best Thing About Social Media Ban Is That It’s Easier To Sort Than Cost Of Living
BAN KIDS OR DIE TRYIN’