Media Reveal “Prominent New Zealander” Is Male, Finally Ruling Out Suzy Cato
NOT HER TIME.
Wellington Eco-Activist Enters Spiral Of Self-Doubt After Accidentally Using Plastic Straw
SAVIOUR TO SINNER
Beauden Barrett Warms Into Test Season By Practising Non-Committal Smile When Asked About Playing 10 Or 15
“JUST WHEREVER THE TEAM NEEDS ME”
Local Bloke In The Group Chat Definitely Reckons He Knows Who The Prominent New Zealander Is
CONFIDENT GUESSWORK
NOBODY HOME: Leigh Hart’s One Chip For Every Kiwi Hits Snag at Johnsonville Mall
DEAD END
“The Streets Don’t Forget Nehe Milner-Skudder,” Says Bloke Watching His Sidestepping Highlights
SKUDDER STEP
“Middle Of The North Island” Easier Than Explaining Where The Hell Te Kūiti Is
TINY TOWN TROUBLES.
Chiefs Fan Cheers Up By Reminding Himself He’s Not In Iran
CRUSADE ON.
Local Man Colonises Matariki Into Yet Another Long Weekend Of Piss Drinking
GROSSLY PROBLEMATIC.
Bloke Still Bringing Up High School Sporting Career At Every Party Like It’s Relevant
FADED FAME.
