Luxon Desperately Trying To Sell A New Zealand House To Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce
YOU BELONG WITH ME.
Old Boy At The Pub Says He’d Have Tom Phillips In Handcuffs By Smoko Tomorrow
CASE CLOSED.
Flatmate Who Said They’d Do Dishes ‘After Dinner’ Now Entering Day 5 Of Standoff
BENCH BATTLE.
Luxon’s Video To Taylor Swift Sends New Zealand’s Cringe Level To Dangerous New High
PAINFUL STUFF.
Local Dad Admits To Secretly Using The Kids’ Bluey Toothpaste When No-One’s Looking
SECRET SHAME.
TVNZ Snaps Up Sporting Rights In Last Ditch Effort To Get People To Watch Them
RATINGS RESCUE.
All Blacks Fan Misses The Days When Only A Couple Of Teams Could Realistically Beat Them
HARSH REALITY.
WEEKEND FASHION: Man Plays It Straight Down The Middle With Black Jeans, Black Tee And Black Hoodie
KIWI CLASSIC.
Wellington Man Launches Personality Refresh Based Solely Around Eating Burgers
IDENTITY ON A PLATE.
RIGHTING WRONGS: Bloke Protests Historical NZ Rugby Crime Of Dropping Christian Cullen
FAN FURY.
