Aisle Standers Successfully Shave 0.00 Seconds Off Their Time Taken To Get Off Plane
CABIN SCRAMBLERS.
Local Touch Bro With Cap Back To Front Naturally Believes He’s Shaun Johnson
HOT STEPPER.
Bloke Who Has Never Once Finished His Crate Says This Is “His Year”
BIG SHIFT AHEAD.
Outraged Christ’s College Student Demands To Know What’s Wrong With Liking Golden Syrup
STICKY SITUATION.
Luxon Shares His Spotify Wrapped Hoping Taylor Swift Will Finally Notice Him
MISSION CREEP.
Bloke Begins Annual Wind-Down The Moment Christmas Cookie Time Girls Enter Office
DECEMBER MODE.
Local Bloke Not Ready For Relationship Commitment But Will Commit to Every Bit of Social Sport Available
CLEAR PRIORITIES.
Public Servant Introduces Personal Scoring System To Simulate Job Satisfaction
MAKING HIS OWN FUN.
Bloke Who Failed To Bring Beers To Party Now Taking Generous Helpings Of Everyone Else’s
EMPTY HANDED
Local Tradie Say He’ll “Swing By Tomorrow” Offering Inconvenient 10-Hour Arrival Window
WAITING WOES.
