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Kids Convinced Jonah Lomu Was AI Generated After Being Shown His Rampaging Highlights

kid with Jonah Lomu on phone

SO FAKE.

Local Man’s Self-Described “Side Hustle” Has Reportedly Netted Him $11 Since 2023

man with coffee at laptop

ENTREPRENEURIAL ENERGY.

Wellington Cyclist Mentions That “It’s Actually Faster”, Again

man on bike in wellington

BEATING TRAFFIC.

Man Now In Planning Stage Of Starting His Own Podcast After Having Three Interesting Thoughts

man with microphone and laptop

CONTENT CREATOR MODE.

Commuter Looking For Ways To Save Money On Fuel Removes Seats From Car

woman in empty car

SENSIBLE KIWI.

Local EV Driver Quickly Learns To Keep Quiet During Office Chat About Petrol Prices

man hiding under desk in office

ELECTRIC SILENCE.

Chris Hipkins Quietly Making Plan To Bring Media Focus Back On Sausage Rolls

hipkins looking at sausage rolls

SIMPLER TIMES.

New Team Values Poster In Office Predicted To Become Totally Invisible To Staff In Two Weeks

man in office with team values poster

STRONG ALIGNMENT ENERGY.

PETROL PRICE CRISIS: Local Man Walks Ten Minutes To Dairy Instead Of Driving

man walking in suburbia thinking about petrol pump

SIDEWALK SAVINGS

Luxon Advises People Struggling With Bills To Just Sell Off One Of Their Rentals

Luxon in front of property for sale

BILL BUSTER.

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