Weekend Train Into Wellington Naturally Replaced By The Oldest Buses In New Zealand
MAKES SENSE.
Old Boy At Pub Says All Blacks Should Stop Being Drama Queens And Practice Their Tackling
PUB FURY.
Kiwis Open To John Mitchell As All Blacks Coach But Only If He Publicly Apologises For Dropping Christian Cullen
NEVER FORGET.
“If Ardie Isn’t Captain, Forget Next Year’s World Cup,” Declares Old Boy At Pub
CAPTAIN FANTASTIC.
Local Banker Happily Approves Mortgage As If She Hasn’t Just Created Fake Money Out Of Thin Air
GROWS ON TREES.
ONE EYED CANTAB: “Razor Would Never Have Been Sacked If He’d Picked The Entire Crusaders Team”
HARD FACTS.
Old Boy At Pub Says Razor Was Sacked Because Players “Are All Too Bloody Soft These Days”
PUB WISDOM.
RETALIATION: Razor’s Old Dance Crew Challenges New Zealand Rugby To Battle
THE LAST DANCE.
RAZOR SACKED: Scott Robertson Finally Free To Pursue Breakdancing Career In Australia
SILVER LININGS.
Leigh Hart Clarifies That He’s Not Christopher Luxon Just in Case Trump’s Planning A Kidnap
DOPPELGANGER DANGER.
