Helen Clark Says Beauden Barrett Should Be Starting At Fullback
HELEN’S RECKONS.
Local Woman Getting Into Fitness Now Convinced She Has A Weird Running Style
NOWHERE TO RUN.
Bloke Who Hasn’t Played Cricket In A Decade Suddenly Practices Bowling Action In Hallway
HALLWAY HERO.
National Party Insiders Claim Luxon Briefly Considered Sacking Himself
EXIT STRATEGY.
National MPs Confirm They Would All Be A Worse Option Than Luxon
THIN MARGINS.
Luxon Asks ChatGPT If He Can Still Get A Knighthood If He Gets Rolled
WORTH ASKING.
Erica Stanford Catches Up With The Lads To Finally Get Her Social Media Ban Sorted
CALL THE EXPERTS.
DUPES AT 12: Wellington Lions Confirm “Just Let The Angry Man Loose” Is The Game Plan
MIDFIELD MAYHEM.
WOAP TIME: Wellington Local Goes For Run In Futile Attempt To Counteract Burger Intake
ALL IN VAIN.
CLASSROOM FORCE: Old Boy At The Pub Relives Fond Memories Of Getting The Cane
NO CANE, NO GAIN.