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Third Leadership Challenge On The Cards After Luxon Mixes Up Warriors And Waratahs

luxon thinking about wahs and waratahs

UNFORGIVABLE.

Tamatha Paul Launches Property Management Company To Help Fellow MPs Manage Their Rentals

tamatha paul in front of rental properties in wellington

PROPERTY PATROL.

Employee Types “Hope You’re Well” In Email To Colleague She Doesn’t Care About At All

woman in office with laptop thinking about Outlook

BUILDING RAPPORT.

Man Opens Fridge For Fifth Time In 20 Minutes Hoping New Food Has Appeared

man looking in fridge

MATTER OF FAITH.

Erica Stanford’s Social Media Ban Bill Gets Support From Grand Coalition Mutant Chris Luxkins

luxkins and erica stanford

THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

Chris Hipkins Asks What A “Surplus” Is And Whether He Can Borrow Money To Buy One

chippy at treasury

INVESTING IN THE FUTURE.

Old Boy At Pub Annoyed That He Has Nothing To Complain About

CHEER UP.

Local Bloke Enters Early Friend Zone After Getting Called “Mate” Via DM

man at run club on phone thinking about girl

MESSAGE RECEIVED.

Helen Clark Says Beauden Barrett Should Be Starting At Fullback

helen clark and beauden barrett

HELEN’S RECKONS.

Local Woman Getting Into Fitness Now Convinced She Has A Weird Running Style

woman running by beach

NOWHERE TO RUN.

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