Old Boy At Pub Says Razor Was Sacked Because Players “Are All Too Bloody Soft These Days”

PUB WISDOM.
RETALIATION: Razor’s Old Dance Crew Challenges New Zealand Rugby To Battle

THE LAST DANCE.
RAZOR SACKED: Scott Robertson Finally Free To Pursue Breakdancing Career In Australia

SILVER LININGS.
Leigh Hart Clarifies That He’s Not Christopher Luxon Just in Case Trump’s Planning A Kidnap

DOPPELGANGER DANGER.
Trump Still Hasn’t Ruled Out Coming To New Zealand In The Middle Of The Night To Kidnap Luxon

KEEPING OPTIONS OPEN.
Working Parents Naturally Have Both Their Annual Leave Balances Deleted By School Holidays

THE JUGGLE.
“Parenting’s Easy, Just Give Them The iPad Haha”, Says Bloke Who Doesn’t Have Kids

CRACKED IT!
Local Bloke Keeps Silly Season Alive With Unscheduled Early Friday Beer At Pub

THE SHOW GOES ON.
Man Who Went For Run This Morning Says Legs Are “Sore” But “Good Sore”

CALF CONFESSIONS.
Boarding Call Falls On Deaf Ears Of Bloke Determined To Finish Overpriced Airport Beer

NO PINT LEFT BEHIND.