Man Describes Flavours He’s Detecting In Craft Beer Whether Friends Want To Hear It Or Not

OOH THAT’S HOPPY.
“WAIT, WHAT?”: Local Bloke Snapped Out Of Couch-Based Doom Scroll By Brooky’s C-Bomb

BROOKY LETS IT FLY
Bloke Who “Doesn’t Run” Somehow Convincing Himself A Half Marathon Is A Great Idea

MID LIFE CRISIS.
New Zealand’s General Manager Says Social Media Ban Will Deliver Outcomes For Key Stakeholders

STRATEGIC PLAN.
FOUR WINS IN A ROW: Warriors Fans Beginning To Justify Booking Flights To NRL Grand Final

OUR YEAR.
Tradie’s “One” Friday Arvo Beer Turns Into Saturday Morning Apology Text To Girlfriend

CREDIT REBUILD.
DO BETTER: Vatican Once Again Fails To Elect A Pope From New Zealand

GET WITH THE TIMES
Christchurch’s Orana Wildlife Park Inundated With Men Wanting To Fight Their Gorillas

ALPHA MALE MAYHEM
Man Proudly Solves Gym Motivation Issue By Cancelling Membership Entirely

PROBLEM SOLVED.
Private School Girl Concerned Social Media Ban Will Reduce Awareness Of Wanaka Holiday

GONE GIRL.