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Man Describes Flavours He’s Detecting In Craft Beer Whether Friends Want To Hear It Or Not

man with beer at bar

OOH THAT’S HOPPY.

“WAIT, WHAT?”: Local Bloke Snapped Out Of Couch-Based Doom Scroll By Brooky’s C-Bomb

man on the couch and brooke van velden on tv

BROOKY LETS IT FLY

Bloke Who “Doesn’t Run” Somehow Convincing Himself A Half Marathon Is A Great Idea

man out for run

MID LIFE CRISIS.

New Zealand’s General Manager Says Social Media Ban Will Deliver Outcomes For Key Stakeholders

Christopher Luxon giving speech and person holding tiktok phone

STRATEGIC PLAN.

FOUR WINS IN A ROW: Warriors Fans Beginning To Justify Booking Flights To NRL Grand Final

warriors fan thinking of air nz plane, with metcalfe in background.

OUR YEAR.

Tradie’s “One” Friday  Arvo Beer Turns Into Saturday Morning Apology Text To Girlfriend

woman looking at phone disappointed, with boyfriend having fun in background

CREDIT REBUILD.

DO BETTER: Vatican Once Again Fails To Elect A Pope From New Zealand

New pope standing in front of NZ flag

GET WITH THE TIMES

Christchurch’s Orana Wildlife Park Inundated With Men Wanting To Fight Their Gorillas

two fighters outside orana park thinking of gorilla

ALPHA MALE MAYHEM

Man Proudly Solves Gym Motivation Issue By Cancelling Membership Entirely

man smiling outside city fitness

PROBLEM SOLVED.

Private School Girl Concerned Social Media Ban Will Reduce Awareness Of Wanaka Holiday

private school girl looking at phone at school thinking of wanaka

GONE GIRL.

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