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SQUAT, SNAP, SHARE.
Kiwi Bloke’s “Big OE” To Include Same Mates From Home But In Different Time Zone
MINIMAL SHIFT.
Public Holiday Still Getting Misgendered In 2025 As “Queen’s Birthday”
DO BETTER.
Highlanders Fan Proudly Wears Jersey Despite Another Humiliating Season
SOUTHERN STUBBORNNESS.
Public Service Braces For Spike In Sick Days As Seymour’s Deputy Prime Ministership Edges Closer
SEE MORE LEAVE.
New Zealand Bloke Destined To Watch Build Up To State Of Origin And Then Pass Out Before Halftime
COUCH COMA.
NICOLA WILLIS DRESSGATE: Seymour Annoyed No One’s Asked About His New Suit From Hallensteins
RADIO SILENCE.
Despite Loss, Warriors Fan Still Researching Options For An “Our Year” Tattoo
PERMANENT BELIEF.
BUDGET 2025: $0 Allocated To Promote Hamilton As Tourist Destination
WAIKATO WIPEOUT
REPORT: Nobody Would Last Running It Straight Against Bulldogs-Era Sonny Bill Williams
LIGHTS OUT.
