Luxon Used ChatGPT To Formulate Acceptable Excuse To Avoid Waitangi
AI PM.
Wellingtonian Upset By All The Very Un-Wellington People Visiting For Wellington Cup
ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Culture BUBBLE BURST Aro Valley local Ruby Galbraith, 30, has reportedly reached peak exasperation this week, as the annual Wellington Cup draws hordes of visitors into her beloved city. “I just can’t,” Galbraith sighed, gesturing at a group of people swaggering confidently through Cuba Street, despite clearly ‘not being from around here’. […]
Man Can’t Understand Why Girlfriend Is Too Tired for Sex After Doing His Laundry And Cooking His Meals
WHERE’S THE ROMANCE?!
Crusher Collins Celebrates Retirement By Having Her Own Parliamentary Vehicle Crushed
FOR OLD TIME’S SAKE.
Real Estate Agent Confirms House He’s Selling That’s Falling Apart Actually Has “Good Bones”
CALCIUM RICH.
Weekend Train Into Wellington Naturally Replaced By The Oldest Buses In New Zealand
MAKES SENSE.
Old Boy At Pub Says All Blacks Should Stop Being Drama Queens And Practice Their Tackling
PUB FURY.
Kiwis Open To John Mitchell As All Blacks Coach But Only If He Publicly Apologises For Dropping Christian Cullen
NEVER FORGET.
“If Ardie Isn’t Captain, Forget Next Year’s World Cup,” Declares Old Boy At Pub
CAPTAIN FANTASTIC.
Local Banker Happily Approves Mortgage As If She Hasn’t Just Created Fake Money Out Of Thin Air
GROWS ON TREES.
