Wellington Office Workers Briefly Remember They’re Alive During Thrilling Fire Drill
SIGNS OF LIFE.
Wallabies Certain This Year Is Different, Despite 23 Years Of It Not Being Different
MATE YA DREAMING
Public Transport Advocate Wishes It Was a Little Less Public
TRANSIT TRAUMA.
King’s Boy Feeling The Cost Of Living Pinch After Only Getting Two Overseas Trips This Year
HOLIDAY HARDSHIP.
Snoop Dogg Pulls Out But Promoter Says It’s Still Not Too Late To Sub In Dei Hamo
WE GON RIIIDE TONIGHT!
Cringe Levels Approaching Critical As Luxon Tries To Lure Taylor Swift To Eden Park
WILDEST DREAMS.
All Blacks Coaching Staff On High Alert For Any Laughing Or Smiling At Training This Week
THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE.
All Blacks Get Their Match Fees Docked For Not Turning Up For Second Half
SALARY SIN-BIN
Old Boy At The Pub Tells Anyone Who’ll Listen Exactly What He Thinks Of Razor’s All Blacks
RSA RAMBLER.
Local Dad’s Inner Thoughts Plagued By Paw Patrol Theme
CAN’T SWITCH IT OFF
