EDITORIAL STANDARDS: Stuff Now Requiring Every Article To Include At Least One C-Bomb
EARNING BACK TRUST.
FIFTH STRAIGHT WIN: Warriors Fan Confused by Reality and Suspects It’s a Simulation
GLITCH IN THE MATRIX
Man Describes Flavours He’s Detecting In Craft Beer Whether Friends Want To Hear It Or Not
OOH THAT’S HOPPY.
“WAIT, WHAT?”: Local Bloke Snapped Out Of Couch-Based Doom Scroll By Brooky’s C-Bomb
BROOKY LETS IT FLY
Bloke Who “Doesn’t Run” Somehow Convincing Himself A Half Marathon Is A Great Idea
MID LIFE CRISIS.
New Zealand’s General Manager Says Social Media Ban Will Deliver Outcomes For Key Stakeholders
STRATEGIC PLAN.
FOUR WINS IN A ROW: Warriors Fans Beginning To Justify Booking Flights To NRL Grand Final
OUR YEAR.
Tradie’s “One” Friday Arvo Beer Turns Into Saturday Morning Apology Text To Girlfriend
CREDIT REBUILD.
DO BETTER: Vatican Once Again Fails To Elect A Pope From New Zealand
GET WITH THE TIMES
Christchurch’s Orana Wildlife Park Inundated With Men Wanting To Fight Their Gorillas
ALPHA MALE MAYHEM
