Kiwi Bloke Still Hanging Onto Decade Old UK/Europe OE Like He’s Due To Fly Back Any Day Now
FLIGHT OF THE KIWI.
Local Man’s Reaction To Warriors Winning Try Would Have Gone Viral If Someone Had Recorded It
OPPORTUNITY MISSED.
Coldplay Now Offering Tickets To “Kiss Cam Free Zone” Exclusively For Cheaters And Adulterers
SAFE SPACE.
$8 Beer Discovered In Wellington Not In Ageing Rugby Clubrooms
CRAFT BEER COUP
Female Viewership Of Third All Blacks Test Set To Explode With Inclusion Of Ruben Love
DREAM BOAT.
Rangi Ruru Girls Student Breezily Stops By School Lost Property Box To Find Missing Louis Vuitton Bag
NO BAG NO WORRIES.
Will Jordan Wishes He Could Be Cloned To Play Fullback And Wing, Just To Keep Everyone Happy
DOUBLE TROUBLE.
MORE THAN THE MOA: Peter Jackson Now Wants To Genetically Engineer Smaug The Dragon
NEEDS MORE DRAGONS.
TMO Will Miss Tomorrow’s Test After Getting Stuck Reviewing All Blacks Try From 1905
DECISION PENDING.
Golriz Relieved To Exit Restaurant Without Being Asked To Empty Handbag
GRACEFUL EJECTION.
