All Blacks Fan Misses The Days When Only A Couple Of Teams Could Realistically Beat Them

HARSH REALITY.
WEEKEND FASHION: Man Plays It Straight Down The Middle With Black Jeans, Black Tee And Black Hoodie

KIWI CLASSIC.
Wellington Man Launches Personality Refresh Based Solely Around Eating Burgers

IDENTITY ON A PLATE.
RIGHTING WRONGS: Bloke Protests Historical NZ Rugby Crime Of Dropping Christian Cullen

FAN FURY.
Overseas Holiday With Two Toddlers An Exhausting Waste Of Money

NEVER TAKE ME BACK.
Support Growing For Proposed Total Ban On Politicians Dancing In Public

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
Bloke Forgets What He Said at Work Drinks, Just Assumes It Was Career-Ending

REGRETSVILLE.
Man Says Rift In Space And Time Caused Friday Beers To Take Longer To Get Here This Week

TIME WARP.
Hipkins Joins Trendy New Run Club After Running From Public Inquiry

ON THE MOVE.
Chlöe Made To Drag Her Desk Outside And Stop Disrupting The Class

DETENTION!