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All Blacks Fan Misses The Days When Only A Couple Of Teams Could Realistically Beat Them

man remembering the old days of all blacks, with the current all blacks losing to argentina in the background.

HARSH REALITY.

WEEKEND FASHION: Man Plays It Straight Down The Middle With Black Jeans, Black Tee And Black Hoodie

man looking in mirror with black hoodie.

KIWI CLASSIC.

Wellington Man Launches Personality Refresh Based Solely Around Eating Burgers

man eating burger

IDENTITY ON A PLATE.

RIGHTING WRONGS: Bloke Protests Historical NZ Rugby Crime Of Dropping Christian Cullen

Man protesting about Christian Cullen outside the beehive.

FAN FURY.

Overseas Holiday With Two Toddlers An Exhausting Waste Of Money

tired couple at bali resort.

NEVER TAKE ME BACK.

Support Growing For Proposed Total Ban On Politicians Dancing In Public

Luxon and Hipkins dancing on stage humiliatingly.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

Bloke Forgets What He Said at Work Drinks, Just Assumes It Was Career-Ending

hungover man on couch thinking of the beers from last night.

REGRETSVILLE.

Man Says Rift In Space And Time Caused Friday Beers To Take Longer To Get Here This Week

man with beer explaining time space

TIME WARP.

Hipkins Joins Trendy New Run Club After Running From Public Inquiry

hipkins running on wellington waterfront.

ON THE MOVE.

Chlöe Made To Drag Her Desk Outside And Stop Disrupting The Class

chloe at her desk outside parliament

DETENTION!

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