Local Dio Girl Forced To Arrive At School Ball in Last Year’s 2024 BMW
WHEEL WOES
Wellington Project Manager Performing Well Apart From Nobody Wanting To Work With Him
MIXED RESULTS.
Local Man Investigating Sudden Eerie Silence From South African Mate In Group Chat
VANISHING ACT.
Groundbreaking Research Finds Cats Still Massive Jerks
FELINE FACTS.
BIG GAME: All Blacks Hope Suzie The Waitress Isn’t Making A Comeback Ahead Of South Africa Clash
BUFFET BEWARE.
Local Man’s Sistema Container Gets Forcefully Chucked In Cupboard Like The Rest Of Them
NO RESPECT.
Leigh Hart Sick And Tired Of Getting Confused With Bloke Who Keeps Pesting Taylor Swift
BAD BLOOD.
ALL BLACKS HALFBACK CRISIS: Justin Marshall Seen Whitebaiting Down The Waikato River
JUSTIN TIME.
Luxon Desperately Trying To Sell A New Zealand House To Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce
YOU BELONG WITH ME.
Old Boy At The Pub Says He’d Have Tom Phillips In Handcuffs By Smoko Tomorrow
CASE CLOSED.
