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stopwatch on plane

Aisle Standers Successfully Shave 0.00 Seconds Off Their Time Taken To Get Off Plane

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bloke playing touch thinking about shaun johnson

Local Touch Bro With Cap Back To Front Naturally Believes He’s Shaun Johnson

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man at indoor netball

Local Bloke Not Ready For Relationship Commitment But Will Commit to Every Bit of Social Sport Available

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batsman getting out

Grade Cricketer Reckons He Was ‘Seeing Them Well’ Before Getting Bowled for 2

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All Blacks Can’t Even Completely Blame The Score On England’s Lame Boring Drop Goals

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Man with horse race behind him and TAB app open on phone.

Local Punter Gears Up for Annual Tradition of Losing Money On Melbourne Cup Day

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American man looking confused about the all blacks.

All Blacks Travelling To Chicago Hoping They Don’t Expand Global Confusion About Rugby

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storm fan

NRL GRAND FINAL: New Zealander With Zero Ties To Melbourne Suddenly Becomes Lifelong Storm Fan

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man looking deflated as he watches maa nonu

Bloke In His 30s Who’s Feeling Old Callously Reminded Ma’a Nonu Is Playing Top Level Rugby At 43

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man watching cricket on couch.

“I’m My Own Man Now”: Local Bloke Enjoys Free To Air Cricket Without Tapping Into Parents’ SkyGo Account

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