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NRL GRAND FINAL: New Zealander With Zero Ties To Melbourne Suddenly Becomes Lifelong Storm Fan

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Bloke In His 30s Who’s Feeling Old Callously Reminded Ma’a Nonu Is Playing Top Level Rugby At 43

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“I’m My Own Man Now”: Local Bloke Enjoys Free To Air Cricket Without Tapping Into Parents’ SkyGo Account

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Old Boy At The Pub Adds Cam Roigard To His Good Books But Not Razor

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Wallabies Fan Searching For VCR Hoping To Watch Australia’s Last Bledisloe Win

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Wallabies celebrating despite All Blacks winning record

Wallabies Certain This Year Is Different, Despite 23 Years Of It Not Being Different

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All Blacks Coaching Staff On High Alert For Any Laughing Or Smiling At Training This Week

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All Blacks Get Their Match Fees Docked For Not Turning Up For Second Half

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Old Boy At The Pub Tells Anyone Who’ll Listen Exactly What He Thinks Of Razor’s All Blacks

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Local Man Investigating Sudden Eerie Silence From South African Mate In Group Chat

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