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2ND ON THE TABLE: Cautious Warriors Fan Reminds Friends They’ve Been Hurt Before

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One-Eyed Cantab Dismisses Crusaders Home Loss To Moana Pasifika As An Elaborate Deepfake Scam

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Liam Lawson Reveals He Doesn’t Even Like Energy Drinks

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GIVING BACK: Liam Lawson Heading Back To Hogwarts To Coach His Old Quidditch Team

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Crusaders Fans Start Visualising June Championship Parade After Blues Demolition Job

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Caleb Clarke Tries Outrunning Opposition For Once Instead Of Going Straight Through Them

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REPORT: Auckland Better Than Wellington Not Just In Football But In General

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Bloke Who’s ‘Snowed Under With Work’’ Somehow Finds Six Hours A Week To Fine-Tune Fantasy Rugby Side

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Bloke Who Plays Golf Every Weekend Somehow Getting Worse

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HAPPY VALENTINE’S: One Eyed Cantab Finalises Divorce Papers To Focus On More Important Relationship

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