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Old Boy At Pub Says Razor Was Sacked Because Players “Are All Too Bloody Soft These Days”

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RETALIATION: Razor’s Old Dance Crew Challenges New Zealand Rugby To Battle

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RAZOR SACKED: Scott Robertson Finally Free To Pursue Breakdancing Career In Australia

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REPORT: BYC Growing Quite Tense Between Cousins

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Aisle Standers Successfully Shave 0.00 Seconds Off Their Time Taken To Get Off Plane

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Local Touch Bro With Cap Back To Front Naturally Believes He’s Shaun Johnson

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Local Bloke Not Ready For Relationship Commitment But Will Commit to Every Bit of Social Sport Available

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Grade Cricketer Reckons He Was ‘Seeing Them Well’ Before Getting Bowled for 2

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All Blacks Can’t Even Completely Blame The Score On England’s Lame Boring Drop Goals

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Local Punter Gears Up for Annual Tradition of Losing Money On Melbourne Cup Day

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