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Will Jordan cloned

Will Jordan Wishes He Could Be Cloned To Play Fullback And Wing, Just To Keep Everyone Happy

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Will Jordan scoring try and old fashioned projector with 1905 All Blacks

TMO Will Miss Tomorrow’s Test After Getting Stuck Reviewing All Blacks Try From 1905

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Wayne Barnes and 2007 all blacks

TMO Now Taking Another Look At Forward Pass From World Cup Quarterfinal in 2007

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All Blacks Shocked By Loss After TMO Rules Out All Remaining Tries Overnight

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Beauden Barrett fronting media.

Beauden Barrett Warms Into Test Season By Practising Non-Committal Smile When Asked About Playing 10 Or 15

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man thinking fondly of nehe milner skudder sidestepping.

“The Streets Don’t Forget Nehe Milner-Skudder,” Says Bloke Watching His Sidestepping Highlights

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chiefs fan thinking about iran while crusaders celebrate

Chiefs Fan Cheers Up By Reminding Himself He’s Not In Iran

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TAB guy scrapping odds for crusaders win

TAB Scraps Crusaders Win Option For Home Playoff Final, Cites “Pre-Determined Result”

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man getting excited for origin

Kiwi Bloke Reckons He “Bleeds Maroon” Despite Never Setting Foot in Queensland

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crusaders fans at game wearing black puffer jackets and beanies

Crusaders Fans Gutted About Extra Game Before Trophy Lift

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