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Man being tackled in rugby

“Scoreline Didn’t Reflect How We Played” Lies Bloke Who Just Lost 80-0

man shows himself red card in mirror

Local Bloke Red Cards Himself From Watching The Warriors For Four Weeks

Man thinking about Warriors and Crusaders

Local Bloke Thinks He’s In An Alternate Universe After Warriors Win And Crusaders Lose

Warriors fan sitting on couch

Warriors Fan Breathes Easy In The Knowledge That Surely It Won’t Be As Bad As Last Week

Will Jordan scoring try for Crusaders as hapless Waratahs look on

Aussie Super Rugby Teams Offered ‘Mercy Rule’ To Avoid Total Humiliation By Kiwis This Weekend

Beauden Barrett rolling his eyes

Beauden Barrett’s Eyeballs Get Stuck During Eye-roll After Inevitable Media Question About Battle With Mo’unga

Sonny Bill shoulder charge for the bulldogs

Local Bloke YouTubes Bulldogs-Era SBW Highlights Following Boxing Knockout

man on phone betting on the crusaders

Man Places Radical $20 TAB Bet On The Crusaders To Win

Sean Synnott with waters

Zoi’s Dad Urged To Have A Few Waters Before Tonight’s Live Interview

Zoi Sadowski-Synnott flying the NZ flag

Zoi Sadowski-Synnott Tests Positive For Ice In Veins

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