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one eyed cantab in tattoo getting crusaders tattoo

One Eyed Cantab Storms Into Tattoo Parlour To Get “Crusaders 2023 Champions” Tat

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razor robertson at airport with stack of flattened cardboard boxes.

Razor Packs Flattened Cardboard Boxes In Case FMG Stadium No Good For Breakdancing

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pinke haired woman with chiefs vs crusaders game in background.

Smug Millennial Asks Office Rugby Fans If They’ll Be Watching The Super Sportsball Final

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Shaun Stevenson dotting down a try against the crusaders, while texting Ian Foster.

Shaun Stevenson Texts Ian Foster To Ask If He’s Seen Any Of His Games This Season

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burning Blues bandwagon on side of road

Blues Bandwagon Found Crashed And Burnt Out On Side Of Road

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man on phone with Laulala bet and pic of blues prop Nepo Laulala

Man Picks Rank Outsider For First Try Scorer As If He Has Some Kind Of Inside Knowledge

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One eyed cantab on folding chair near Christchurch tram.

One Eyed Cantab Arrives Two Weeks Early To Crusaders Victory Parade

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angry man at indoor netball

Angry Social Netballer Fails To Realise He Is Not A Professional Athlete

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Hurricanes fan in disbelief as referee denies Ardie Savea the winning try.

Canes Fan Claims Victory Was Stolen Because “Ardie Wouldn’t Lie”

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shaun johnson laughing on plane.

Johnson On Plane Home Still Laughing About How Easy That Try Was

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