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one eyed cantab in tattoo getting crusaders tattoo

One Eyed Cantab Storms Into Tattoo Parlour To Get “Crusaders 2023 Champions” Tat

razor robertson at airport with stack of flattened cardboard boxes.

Razor Packs Flattened Cardboard Boxes In Case FMG Stadium No Good For Breakdancing

pinke haired woman with chiefs vs crusaders game in background.

Smug Millennial Asks Office Rugby Fans If They’ll Be Watching The Super Sportsball Final

Shaun Stevenson dotting down a try against the crusaders, while texting Ian Foster.

Shaun Stevenson Texts Ian Foster To Ask If He’s Seen Any Of His Games This Season

burning Blues bandwagon on side of road

Blues Bandwagon Found Crashed And Burnt Out On Side Of Road

man on phone with Laulala bet and pic of blues prop Nepo Laulala

Man Picks Rank Outsider For First Try Scorer As If He Has Some Kind Of Inside Knowledge

One eyed cantab on folding chair near Christchurch tram.

One Eyed Cantab Arrives Two Weeks Early To Crusaders Victory Parade

angry man at indoor netball

Angry Social Netballer Fails To Realise He Is Not A Professional Athlete

Hurricanes fan in disbelief as referee denies Ardie Savea the winning try.

Canes Fan Claims Victory Was Stolen Because “Ardie Wouldn’t Lie”

shaun johnson laughing on plane.

Johnson On Plane Home Still Laughing About How Easy That Try Was

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