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Very clean looking winger in front of totally mud covered team mates.

Local Winger Locks In Another Weekend Of Not Having To Wash His Rugby Gear

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man swinging golf club in lounge, thinking about tiger.

Local Bloke Left Alone For Two Seconds Inevitably Starts Performing His Imaginary Golf Swing

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warriors fan cringing as Panthers beat Warriors.

THIRD STRAIGHT LOSS: Warriors Fan Shopping Around For Second NRL Team To Support

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chiefs fan giving thumbs up with his social media post in the background.

Chiefs Fan Difficult To Be Around After Tenth Straight Win

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warriors fan with team losing in the background and ben and jerry's icecream in the foreground.

BACK-TO- BACK LOSSES: Warriors Fan Stocking Up On Ice Cream To Go With Potential End Of Season Tears

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beers with crest-fallen football player on the ground.

Man Locks In Poor Saturday Athletic Performance By Having Spontaneously Big Friday

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Friend Of Social Rugby Player Simply Delighted By Clubroom Beer Prices

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man holding head frustrated. Lebron James and All Blacks packing scrum in background.

Kiwi Complaining About Stop-Start NBA Forgets About Rugby’s Endless Scrum Resets

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warriors fan looking fearful with winning warriors in the background.

Warriors Fan Living In Constant Fear That Season Will Crumble At Any Moment

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one eyed cantab with statue of Richie Mounga

RICHIE’S 100TH GAME: One Eyed Cantab Erects Statue Of Richie Mo’unga In His Backyard

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