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mum annoyed by backyard cricket

Mum Who Doesn’t Understand BYC Holds False Belief That Her Kids Can Just “Do That At The Park”

man in pain thinking about all blacks

Man Goes Walking Alone, Contemplating How We Blew That Lead

ardie savea scoring try with world player of the year poster in background

Ardie Savea Inundated With Messages Saying “That’s Such Bullst Bro”**

woman with arms folded smirking about the rain as her partner can't play cricket.

Cricketer’s Girlfriend Obnoxiously Welcomes Weekend Rain

man getting blood pressure tested by female doctor, with Jordie Barrett All Blacks try in the background.

REPORT: No Rise In New Zealanders’ Blood Pressure As All Blacks Drum Up Dominant Win

Batsmen getting bowled out

Grade Cricketer Unforthcoming About How He Actually Went Today

All blacks with fiery riots in the background

All Blacks Narrowly Avoid Causing New Zealand Society To Collapse

NZ Rugby executives thinking about beers and wines

NOT AGAIN! NZ Rugby Double-Books Itself For Friday Drinks

Man tagging friends on phone in virat kohli posts

Indian Friend Won’t Shut Up About Virat Kohli’s Innings Last Night

Man on couch watching repeats of Glenn Phillips catch

Man Rewatches Black Caps Win Over Australia Just To Double Check It Really Happened

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