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hawkes bay rugby team celebrating with ranfurly shield alongside snapchat of it broken in two.

Hawkes Bay Rugby Player Admits Broken Ranfurly Shield Was Meant For “Private Story Only”

warriors fan on couch making TAB bet on couch on broncos, with reece walsh in background.

JUSTIFYING LAST WEEK: Wahs Fan Empties TAB Account On Broncs

nonna with meatballs in front of losing italy rugby team

Italians Blame Lacklustre Performance On “Not Enough Of Nonna’s Meatballs”

match preview image of all blacks player and italian rugby player

ABs Group Stage Match Against Italy Somehow Feeling Like A Cup Final

Sam Whitelock thinking about the days when he had a monobrow

Sam Whitelock To Bring Back The Monobrow For Record Test Appearance

Bull Allen at leaders debate with pic of him playing for hurricanes in front

National Party Leader Weirdly Silent On His Playing Career For The Hurricanes And All Blacks

Sunwolves rugby team celebrating in background, while All Black and Wallaby look dejected.

New Zealand And Australia Pinpoint Start Of Downward Slide Just After The Sunwolves Left Super Rugby

nervous ABs fan with wallabies in background

All Blacks Fans Too Nervous To Make Fun Of Wallabies Just Yet

reece walsh forward pass against the warriors

Warriors Game Plan Would Have Changed If They Knew Forward Passing Was Allowed

warriors celebrating with clock in foreground.

Daylight Savings Criticised For Not Making The Warriors Kickoff An Hour Earlier

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