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Local Dad Relieved To Watch A Stress-Free All Blacks Match Where They Absolutely Dominate

confused all blacks fan comes across AFL

“WTF Is This?” Asks Kiwi Who Still Can’t Explain Rugby’s Scrum Resets And Turnover Penalties

man pushing thoughts of ukraine war aside to think about All Blacks instead

Local Man Consciously Shifts Focus From Depressing World News To The Rugby

one eyed cantab with Matt Todd in background

One-Eyed Cantab Holds Onto Hope That All Blacks Selectors Will Recall Matt Todd

Graham Bell with Darcy Swain in the background

Graham Bell Allegedly Returning To Police Ten 7 Just So He Can Call Darcy Swain A ‘Scruffy Mindless Thug’

Aussie players with karen wigs complaining to referee

COMPLAINT SUBMITTED: Karen From Rugby Australia Asks To Speak To The Manager

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BANDWAGON: Warriors Fan Claims That The Rabbitohs Have “Always Been” His Second Team

all blacks celebrating while wallabies moan to the ref

Aussies Caught Cheating And Have A Big Cry About It

Man with mullet in front of smokey indoor stadium

Genius Melbourne Bloke Lets Off A Bunch Of Fireworks Inside

ABs fan with two V bottles

Local Bloke Calculates That Second Energy Drink Tomorrow Will Counteract Horrendously Late Kick Off Tonight

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