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Very clean looking winger in front of totally mud covered team mates.

Local Winger Locks In Another Weekend Of Not Having To Wash His Rugby Gear

man swinging golf club in lounge, thinking about tiger.

Local Bloke Left Alone For Two Seconds Inevitably Starts Performing His Imaginary Golf Swing

warriors fan cringing as Panthers beat Warriors.

THIRD STRAIGHT LOSS: Warriors Fan Shopping Around For Second NRL Team To Support

chiefs fan giving thumbs up with his social media post in the background.

Chiefs Fan Difficult To Be Around After Tenth Straight Win

warriors fan with team losing in the background and ben and jerry's icecream in the foreground.

BACK-TO- BACK LOSSES: Warriors Fan Stocking Up On Ice Cream To Go With Potential End Of Season Tears

beers with crest-fallen football player on the ground.

Man Locks In Poor Saturday Athletic Performance By Having Spontaneously Big Friday

Friend Of Social Rugby Player Simply Delighted By Clubroom Beer Prices

man holding head frustrated. Lebron James and All Blacks packing scrum in background.

Kiwi Complaining About Stop-Start NBA Forgets About Rugby’s Endless Scrum Resets

warriors fan looking fearful with winning warriors in the background.

Warriors Fan Living In Constant Fear That Season Will Crumble At Any Moment

one eyed cantab with statue of Richie Mounga

RICHIE’S 100TH GAME: One Eyed Cantab Erects Statue Of Richie Mo’unga In His Backyard

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