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man sleeping with state of origin happening behind him.

New Zealand Bloke Destined To Watch Build Up To State Of Origin And Then Pass Out Before Halftime

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Despite Loss, Warriors Fan Still Researching Options For An “Our Year” Tattoo

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REPORT: Nobody Would Last Running It Straight Against Bulldogs-Era Sonny Bill Williams

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warriors fan in the matrix

FIFTH STRAIGHT WIN: Warriors Fan Confused by Reality and Suspects It’s a Simulation

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FOUR WINS IN A ROW: Warriors Fans Beginning To Justify Booking Flights To NRL Grand Final

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2ND ON THE TABLE: Cautious Warriors Fan Reminds Friends They’ve Been Hurt Before

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One-Eyed Cantab Dismisses Crusaders Home Loss To Moana Pasifika As An Elaborate Deepfake Scam

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Liam Lawson Reveals He Doesn’t Even Like Energy Drinks

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GIVING BACK: Liam Lawson Heading Back To Hogwarts To Coach His Old Quidditch Team

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blonde crusaders fan with winning team behind her and thought bubble about winning parade

Crusaders Fans Start Visualising June Championship Parade After Blues Demolition Job

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