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scott razor robertson looking sheepish as all blacks lose and Raygun looks ahead

Razor May Be Replaced by Raygun if All Blacks Don’t Win Rugby Championship

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Australian breakdancer in front of all blacks.

All Blacks Forced To Watch Australian Woman Breakdance As Punishment For Losing

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man in armchair with olympic stadium behind

Bloke Who’s Done Nothing But Sit On The Couch Watching Olympics Reckons He Could Make L.A In 2028

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Jake Heke watching women's olympic boxing

Jake The Muss Keen To Give Women’s Boxing A Go

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woman at wellington sevens with the nz women's rugby sevens team winning gold

Passing Mention Of Rugby Sevens Sends Woman Back To Being Drunk In Wellington Wearing A Toga

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Man in foreground looking upward in wonderment, with lisa carrington canoeing in the background

Local Man Wishes He Had Arms Like Lisa Carrington

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man in front of old olympic tug of war film

Local Man Says The Olympics Haven’t been The Same Since They Ditched Tug Of War

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man laughing at olympics opening ceremony

Local Dad Foolishly Assumes The Olympics Would Be Family Friendly

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Woman looking forward to gymnastics with usa team behind her

OLYMPIC PREVIEW: Local Woman Announces That She’s “Looking Forward To The Gymnastics”

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Football Ferns Spotted At Training Heading Drones Out Of The Air

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