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lanyard wearing public servants celebrating hurricanes try

Wellington Public Servants Looking For Something To Smile About Get Behind Hurricanes

Ashton Kutcher laughing at one eyed cantab and losing Crusaders

CRUSADERS CRISIS: One Eyed Cantab Believes It’s 2004 And He’s Being Punk’d By Ashton Kutcher

Streaker running through crusaders match

Crusaders Fans Encouraged To Streak During Games So Crowd Has Something To Cheer About

hurricanes fan left on seen

Unbearable Hurricanes Fan’s Messages Left On “Seen”

one eyed cantab in hospital

One Eyed Cantab Has Last Remaining Eye Removed So He Can’t See Crusaders Anymore

crusaders losing with cheap plastic fair play award in foreground

Crusaders Fans Call For Super Rugby To Introduce “Fair Play” Award

indoor football player at wellington indoor sports

Annoyingly Good Indoor Football Player Fills In For Social League Game And Ruins It

rugby players in front of dolphin and sail gp in water

Super Rugby Bosses Relieved They Don’t Have To Worry About Dolphins Cancelling Round

one eyed cantab connecting nz rugby to crusaders in conspiracy wall

CONSPIRACY RABBIT HOLE: One Eyed Cantab Believes NZ Rugby Is Poisoning Crusaders Players

hurricanes fan with team celebrating behind him

Hurricanes Fan Displaying Early Signs Of “Our Year” Syndrome

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