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Man standing in front of screenshot of all blacks game.

Local Man Told You Barrett Should’ve Be Playing At 10 This Whole Time

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two formula one drivers

Liam Lawson To Keep Smiles To A Minimum After Taking Over From F1’s “Happiest Driver”

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Man stops doing dishes to look at Nathan Astle highlights on phone

Bloke Once Again Finds Himself Watching Nathan Astle’s 222 Highlights

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cricket guy

Bloke Who Should Have Given Up Grade Cricket A Decade Ago Turns Up For Pre-Season Training

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beauden barrett with phone

Beauden Barrett Turns To Instagram Poll To Determine What Position He Should Play

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Damian McKenzie taking shot with team bus and shot clock there.

McKenzie Blames Shot Clock For Missing Team Bus

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B-girl Raygun working on laptop with her Olympic perfomance in the background

Raygun Writing 10,000 Word Essay About Why She Deserved More Than Zero Points

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scott razor robertson looking sheepish as all blacks lose and Raygun looks ahead

Razor May Be Replaced by Raygun if All Blacks Don’t Win Rugby Championship

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Australian breakdancer in front of all blacks.

All Blacks Forced To Watch Australian Woman Breakdance As Punishment For Losing

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man in armchair with olympic stadium behind

Bloke Who’s Done Nothing But Sit On The Couch Watching Olympics Reckons He Could Make L.A In 2028

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