GORDON LIGHTFOOT | Politics
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TOP Party Leader Qiulae Wong has come under fire this week for running the 11 km race at the Auckland Marathon using another competitor’s race bib. And while many say choosing not to follow the rules of a fun run was bad enough, it can now be revealed that Wong did not disclose that she is in fact a humanoid robot.
Race organisers say that being a literal machine instead of a biological human would have given Wong a clear advantage over other competitors, and that she should have declared it while also submitting a proper event registration form.
Back in September this newspaper revealed Wong to be the newly released humanoid robot, code-named “Taxinda 2.0”, campaigning in conjunction with the so-called “grand coalition monstrosity” Chris Luxkins.
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Her primary objective is to optimally extract cash from New Zealanders under what’s being called “the Taxinda protocol”.
Wong has now asked Auckland Marathon to disqualify her, but still did not disclose the cybernetic nature of her entire being.
“After learning of Runaway Auckland Marathon’s terms and conditions, I acknowledge that a name transfer was not completed before the cut-off time,” Wong told the Herald.
“I offered to have my result disqualified and accept that it is an appropriate outcome.”
Wong says she has been “too busy campaigning” to have been involved in the much more appropriate “Robot Olympics” in China earlier this year.
More to come.
