Craft Beer Guy Tweets The Flavours He’s Detecting After Being Ignored In Real Life

HAZY BOY HURT.
Local Man Uses Craft Beer Tee Shirt As Foundation For Personality

SOLID STARTING POINT.
$8 Beer Discovered In Wellington Not In Ageing Rugby Clubrooms

CRAFT BEER COUP
Bloke Insists Paintball Was ‘Just a Bit of Fun’ Despite Being Covered In Painful Welts

BRUISED EGO.
Tradie’s “One” Friday Arvo Beer Turns Into Saturday Morning Apology Text To Girlfriend

CREDIT REBUILD.
Local Man Feels Like He’s Been Nailed To The Cross After Not Stocking Up On Good Friday Beers

UNFORGIVABLE.
Bloke Out For A Craft Beer Suddenly Has Grand Idea To Start His Own Home Brew

ORIGINAL THINKING.
Wellington Communion Service Swaps Red Wine For Limited Run Hazy IPA

And God said, Let there be light, citrus and refreshing IPA.
Old Boy At The Pub Sick And Tired Of All The Hoo-Ha About School Lunches

BACK IN MY DAY…
Local Bloke Can’t Justify Spending $60 on Groceries, But Happily Spends $120 on Friday Night Piss-Up

BOY MATH.
Daniel McCafferty has once again demonstrated his world-class financial priorities.
The 31 year-old recently balked at a $60 grocery bill before promptly forking out double that amount on a Friday night session with the boys.