NZ CUP DAY: Christchurch Race Goers Look Forward To Being Comfortably Steamed At 10:37 AM
COMING IN HOT.
Mid morning on a Tuesday isn’t usually the time when you’d expect nearly 20,000 people to be six to eight standard drinks deep.
CUP WEEK: Anti Racing Activist Urged To Consider The Joy Of A Champagne Brekky And Day On The Punt
OH GO ON…
Smug millennial Ruby Wareing is likely never going to know what it is like to have a full head of steam before 10 am on the second Tuesday of November. But now she has been strongly urged to at least consider it.
Wellington Man Buys $19 Beer And Pretends Everything Is Fine
DAYLIGHT ROBBERY.
Shaun McHardy pretended not to feel emotionally gutted by the transaction he made today.
Girlfriend Knows She Won’t Be Seeing Boyfriend Until Three Hours After ‘Be Home Soon’ Text
GIRL MATH
Matt Tate, 29, has once again told a white lie to his girlfriend Emily.
Tui Devastated That Local Woman Who’s Never Drunk Beer Doesn’t Like Their Ad
WHAT WILL WE DO?!
DB Breweries Marketing Director Fraser Shrimpton woke up in a cold sweat this morning at around 3.30 AM.
One Beer After Work On Friday Once Again Results In Bloke Coming Home At 2 AM
LIKE CLOCKWORK.
Ryan Keats, a 29-year-old tradie from Christchurch once again found himself stumbling through the door in the early hours of Saturday morning after promising his girlfriend Sophie he’d “just have one.”
35 Year-Old Going To BYO Destined To Be Upset By The Price Of Corkage
MORE THAN THE BOTTLE ITSELF
Chris Gibbons clearly hasn’t been out in a while.
The 35 year-old from Christchurch, who was initially upbeat about going to a midweek birthday BYO, was in for a shock at how much corkage would be for the cheap bottle of wine he was bringing.
Beervana Activates Hordes Of Men Confidently Swaggering Through Central Wellington
MUST BE SOMETHING ON.
The citizens of Wellington could tell that something was up yesterday, after multiple sightings of confident-looking men walking in groups were reported to authorities.
Passing Mention Of Rugby Sevens Sends Woman Back To Being Drunk In Wellington Wearing A Toga
GLORY DAYS.
For Tara Peattie, the mere mention of the women’s rugby sevens team clinching gold against Canada at the Paris Olympics was enough to send her spiralling into a haze of nostalgia.
Clubroom Beer Prices Continue To Defeat Inflation In New Zealand
ECONOMIC OUTLOOK IS GOOD.
With all the economic doom and gloom in New Zealand and the world right now, there is one part of society that is bucking the trend – New Zealand sports clubs.
