Flatmate Who Said They’d Do Dishes ‘After Dinner’ Now Entering Day 5 Of Standoff
BENCH BATTLE.
WEEKEND FASHION: Man Plays It Straight Down The Middle With Black Jeans, Black Tee And Black Hoodie
KIWI CLASSIC.
Overseas Holiday With Two Toddlers An Exhausting Waste Of Money
NEVER TAKE ME BACK.
Fully Domesticated Man Has No Recollection Of Ever Washing Sheets While Single And Flatting
MUST HAVE AT SOME POINT?
Local Bloke Would Rather Be Hit By Tsunami Than Get Another Civil Defence Alert
WAVE OF WARNINGS.
“I’m On My Way” Text Sent From Woman Still Towel-Drying In Bathroom
DECEPTION.
Couple Finally Buys House Together So They Can Argue Somewhere New
SAME BATTLES, FRESH GROUND.
Kiwi Bloke Still Hanging Onto Decade Old UK/Europe OE Like He’s Due To Fly Back Any Day Now
FLIGHT OF THE KIWI.
New Zealand Determined To Start Incredibly Average Version Of Jurassic Park
MOA MADNESS.
Aucklander Fraudulently Claims He’s “Not Like Other Aucklanders”
‘BACK IN AUCKLAND’
