“Man That Smells Good” – Local Man Cooks Onions And Accepts Outsized Compliments On Cooking Ability
LIVING A LIE.
Matt Smyth, 34, had previously avoided all responsibility at shared gatherings for years at his flat. But on Saturday night, at his flatmate Sarah’s birthday barbecue, everything changed.
Bloke In His Thirties Confirms Lynx Africa Still Does The Job
CORE OF HIS IDENTITY.
Luke Poole, 34, of Christchurch, has come forward to confirm that Lynx Africa, the iconic body spray of teenage bedrooms still packs enough punch to “get the job done.”
Five Years On And Man Still Can’t Bring Himself To Throw Out Box iPhone Came In
TOO GOOD TO THROW OUT.
Wellington local Doug Canderson, 31, has an eye for quality that is fast becoming a personal burden.
Man Forgoes Midnight Glass Of Water And Instead Slurps Like A Dog From Bathroom Tap
KIWI EFFICIENCY.
When Mike Higgins woke up with a dry mouth at 2.45 this morning, the idea of going downstairs to the kitchen for a glass of water didn’t hold much appeal.
Bloke Who’s Done Nothing But Sit On The Couch Watching Olympics Reckons He Could Make L.A In 2028
SURELY..
Will Baker, an armchair critic of epic proportions, believes that despite not competing in any form of competitive sport since high school, he could qualify for the Los Angeles summer games in 2028.
