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REPORT: Auckland Better Than Wellington Not Just In Football But In General

auckland fc celebrating as phoenix sit down

ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY.

The age-old debate over which city reigns supreme was once again put to bed on Saturday night, as Auckland FC ruthlessly dismantled the Wellington Phoenix 6-1 at Go Media Stadium.

Envious Phoenix Fan Gets Sick Pleasure From Auckland’s First Loss

Phoenix fan with losing Auckland team behind and headline

BACK DOWN TO EARTH.

In what can only be described as a humbling afternoon at Go Media Stadium, Auckland FC’s unbeaten run of seven games came to an abrupt and spectacular end.

A-League Bosses Calmly Explain To Referees That What Auckland FC Are Doing Is Unacceptable

Auckland FC doing selfie with team and fans, plus positive headlines

BAD FOR THE GAME.

The referees that officiate A-League football matches were hauled into an impromptu meeting this morning, after the newly-established New Zealand club, Auckland FC won their sixth match of the season – which is all of their matches.

Auckland FC Management Predicts First Loss Will Cause 75% Of Fans To Instantly Evaporate

auckland fc players and fans and a-league table

THE AUCKLAND WAY.

As Auckland FC continue their dream run in their first season of the A-League, Chairman Bill Foley is preparing for the absolute worst and most likely scenario.

Clubroom Beer Prices Continue To Defeat Inflation In New Zealand

man having beer in clubrooms, with economic forecast behind him.

ECONOMIC OUTLOOK IS GOOD.

With all the economic doom and gloom in New Zealand and the world right now, there is one part of society that is bucking the trend – New Zealand sports clubs.

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