Te Pāti Māori Insiders Convinced One More Parliament Haka Will Get Them Back On Track
SO CLOSE!
Te Pāti Māori On The Lookout For New Ways To Destroy Pieces Of Paper They Don’t Like
INNOVATORS.
Swarbrick And The Greens In Need Of New Team Kit Now That There’s Peace In The Middle East
WARDROBE WOES.
Swarbrick Relieved It Wasn’t One Of Her MPs Doxxing Winston Or Smashing His Windows
CLOSE CALL.
Chlöe Made To Drag Her Desk Outside And Stop Disrupting The Class
DETENTION!
Swarbrick Kicked Out Of Parliament For The Week Now Has No Excuse For Not Washing Team Kit
SILVER LININGS.
Wellington Eco-Activist Enters Spiral Of Self-Doubt After Accidentally Using Plastic Straw
SAVIOUR TO SINNER
Corin Dann Books In Three Nice Chlöe Interviews To Make Up For That Mean Winston One
BALANCED REPORTING.
Tamatha Paul Has Bike Stolen, Asks Thief To Return It When They Feel Emotionally Ready
NO RUSH.
Chlöe Confronts Reality That If Golriz And Darleen Had Obeyed The Law Then She Wouldn’t Be Stuck With Old Bussy Boy
WHO’S NEXT ON THE LIST?
