Very Single Woman Vanishes From All Social Media On Valentines Day

chloe mckenzie disappeared from social media

ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Culture USER NOT FOUND! Chloe Mckenzie, 25 (single) has abruptly disappeared from all platforms of social media, coincidently coming on the annual day of love, Valentines Day.  The Whakataki Times, who had to track Mckenzie down in person, questioned why the accounts payable clerk from New Plymouth decided to pull off a […]

Very Eligible Boyfriend Dumped by Influencer Due to Poor Photography Talent

Influencer with newly dumped boyfriend

ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Culture JUST A COUPLE MORE!! Kaide Davis, 23, has been abruptly dumped by his girlfriend Maddy Andrews, 21, after he took 236 photos of her at Coromandel’s Cathedral Cove, but failed to produce a single image deemed good enough to gain traction on her Instagram profile. This was despite him being highly […]

Local Genius Fires Off “Can’t Beat Wellington On A Good Day” Social Media Post

Angus Williams looks at phone at Wellington's Oriental Bay.

ROSEMARY ABBOTT | National “Ha geez, better check how many likes it has now.”  Even the galeforce winds would struggle to wipe the smile off Angus Williams’ face this morning.  The 28 year-old inner-city public servant had only minutes ago posted a photo of Oriental Parade captioned ‘Can’t beat Wellington on a good day’ on […]

Newly Engaged Couple Happy With The Subtlety Level Achieved Through Ring Placement In Social Media Announcement

Nicole Gillies and Hamish Wright engagement photo

GORDON LIGHTFOOT | National Newly engaged Auckland pair, Nicole Gillies and Hamish Wright have achieved what many thought was impossible.  Their engagement announcement photo (uploaded to social media over the weekend) featured Nicole’s engagement ring positioned so precisely in the frame, that their message to friends and family was neither too understated, nor too in-your-face […]