Once-Wild Party Girl’s Instagram Now Just A Baby Photo Dump Album
TRAGIC LOSS FOR THE BOYS.
A few good men have been mourning over Hannah Watts’ Instagram account lately.
Some Christchurch locals’ are devastated at the transformation of Watts’ social media photos, which went from a vibrant festival highlight reel account into an endless stream of baby photos.
Local Woman Sets New Gym PB: 1 Rep, 100 Photos for Instagram
RAISING THE BAR ON FOLLOWERS.
Sophie Tanner, a 23-year-old self-proclaimed “fitness influencer” from Christchurch, made history today at Les Mills gym by setting a new personal best: one solitary rep and an astounding 100 Instagram photos.
Local Woman Expecting Instagram DM Blow Up After Bikini Post At Beach
ULTIMATE FLEX.
Kelsie McVale, 23, knows what’s coming after flaunting her tanned beach body on social media.
Bloke’s Relaxing Beach Trip To Cathedral Cove Turns Into Grueling 200-Photo Shoot For Girlfriend’s Instagram
ALL FOR THE GRAM.
Sam Ellison thought he had the perfect summer getaway planned when he travelled up north to the Coromandel.
“Just A Casual Hike Up Here” Says Woman Being A Complete Thirst Trap On Instagram
INSTAFLIRT.
Hannah Luff, 25, was determined to showcase her walk up Mount Maunganui to her family and friends, but especially one person in particular.
Christmas Day Gym Goer Reminds Us We’ll Never Be As Disciplined As Him
THE GRIND NEVER STOPS.
Chad Blackwell had a point to prove on Christmas Day.
It was yet another day to remind the world that the grind never stops for the 27 year-old from Auckland.
Government Proposes Ban On People Posting Unwatchable Festival Footage To Instagram Stories
WE GET IT, YOU’RE THERE.
The National government has announced its intention to extend the controversial ban on gang patches to tackle another societal menace: Instagram stories flooded with festival footage.
Local Bloke Not On Facebook Happily Misses Event He Didn’t Know About
BLISSFUL IGNORANCE.
Cameron Brown, a 31 year old “knowledge worker” based in Petone, deleted his Facebook account in 2021 and has been reaping the benefits ever since.
Beauden Barrett Turns To Instagram Poll To Determine What Position He Should Play
HOT TOPIC.
All Blacks superstar Beauden Barrett has decided to let his Instagram followers across the world decide what position he should play for the remainder of this year’s international season.
Local Man Subtly Alludes To Air Travel By Posting Pic Of Beer And Boarding Pass
HIGH FLYER.
Christchurch local Stephen Lowe has given his Instagram followers a little clue about what he’s up to this weekend.
The direct sales consultant has coolly posted a picture of his Air New Zealand boarding pass, as he waits for his flight to Auckland for a mate’s stag do.
“Just jet-setting up to Auckland for another staggy, second one in six months haha, no biggie,” said the man, pleased as punch with himself.
