Thousands of Stranded Kiwis Dump DJ Gear As Borders Open Up

DJ Azza walks away from binned DJ gear

ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Politics A NEW DIMENSION!  Ex-pat Kiwi Aaron Sampson, 24, has abruptly disposed of his four day-old turntables and mixer after news that New Zealand will open its borders to Kiwis living abroad. He is just one of thousands of Kiwis that will no longer have to transform themselves into DJs in order […]

Local Landscaper Keen To Lock In Hole-Digging Expert

Chris Hipkins digging a hole

GORDON LIGHTFOOT | Local Whakataki Landscaping owner-operator Troy Sullivan has allegedly been in touch with COVID-19 Response Minister Chris Hipkins after he demonstrated a seemingly effortless ability to dig himself a colossal hole.  This follows Hipkins’ mishandling of the Charlotte Bellis MIQ debacle.  Sullivan, 48, said he’s never seen someone dig themselves such a big […]