Man Proudly Solves Gym Motivation Issue By Cancelling Membership Entirely
PROBLEM SOLVED.
Local Bloke Can’t Justify Spending $60 on Groceries, But Happily Spends $120 on Friday Night Piss-Up
BOY MATH.
Daniel McCafferty has once again demonstrated his world-class financial priorities.
The 31 year-old recently balked at a $60 grocery bill before promptly forking out double that amount on a Friday night session with the boys.
Business Confidence Improves But Confidence In Betting On The Warriors Remains Steadily Low
UP THE WAHS.
While some financial analysts and everyday New Zealanders are eager to praise today’s Reserve Bank OCR cut, there’s an undeniable sentiment on the streets.
Ambitious Young New Zealander Shocks Nation By Not Moving To Australia
WHAT?!
Palmerston North local, Hayden Cutts has revealed that he holds the shocking belief that he can be financially successful in New Zealand instead of Australia.
Woman Forced To Choose Between Subscriptions And Sustenance As Mum Cancels Netflix
TO EAT, OR BINGE?
Amanda Peacock’s stomach is grumbling this evening after she decided that another episode of ‘Missing You’ was worth missing a meal.
“I’m My Own Man Now”: Local Bloke Enjoys Free To Air Cricket Without Tapping Into Parents’ SkyGo Account
INDEPENDENCE DAY.
33-year-old Matt Johnson has again found himself in a state of pure elation as he realised he wouldn’t have to beg, borrow, or steal access to his parents’ SkyGo account to watch the Blackcaps tonight.
Wellington Man Buys $19 Beer And Pretends Everything Is Fine
DAYLIGHT ROBBERY.
Shaun McHardy pretended not to feel emotionally gutted by the transaction he made today.
Local Woman Instantly Forgets About Animal Welfare After Boyfriend’s Trifecta Comes In
YUP TO THE CUP.
Wellington woman Rosie Neilson, 26, experienced a miraculous ethical transformation this afternoon.
35 Year-Old Going To BYO Destined To Be Upset By The Price Of Corkage
MORE THAN THE BOTTLE ITSELF
Chris Gibbons clearly hasn’t been out in a while.
The 35 year-old from Christchurch, who was initially upbeat about going to a midweek birthday BYO, was in for a shock at how much corkage would be for the cheap bottle of wine he was bringing.
Clubroom Beer Prices Continue To Defeat Inflation In New Zealand
ECONOMIC OUTLOOK IS GOOD.
With all the economic doom and gloom in New Zealand and the world right now, there is one part of society that is bucking the trend – New Zealand sports clubs.
