LAST WEEK AT WORK: Bloke Clicks Rapidly Between Tabs To Appear To Be A Productive Employee
FAKE FOCUS.
Public Servant Introduces Personal Scoring System To Simulate Job Satisfaction
MAKING HIS OWN FUN.
Public Servant Skim-Reads Email That Took Three Days To Write, Review And Sign Off
MAX EFFORT, MINIMAL IMPACT.
Balding Bloke Under Pressure To Shave It All Off Insists He’s “Nowhere Near Being Bald”
HOPE FADING.
MBIE Bloke Receives “Values Shout Out” For Doing Thing He Said He Would Do In An Email
OUTSTANDING SERVICE.
Local Woman Claims The Short Week Feels Just As Long Because You Have To Fit More In
TIME WARP.
Hard-Nosed Wellingtonian Describes This Week’s Weather As “Quite Windy Ay”
CAN’T BEAT IT ON A GOOD DAY THOUGH.
JUST FOR FUN: Bloke Doing Anonymous Staff Engagement Survey Selects “Strongly Disagree” For Every Question
CLICKING WITH PURPOSE.
Job Seeker Shocked To Learn Entry-Level Role Requires 10 Years Experience In Entry-Level Roles
GRAD TRAP.
SUNDAY HORRORS: Public Servant Tries Hard To Ignore Weekly Feeling Of Existential Dread
BRAVE FACE.
