Attention-Starved Government Resorts To Forcing Loud Screeching Noise Through Everyone’s Phones
CAN YOU NOT?
Nicola Willis Unsure Whether New Outfit For Media Appearances Is Too Much
LOOKING THE PART.
Public Servant Applies Second Lanyard To Ward Off Evil Government Job Cuts
FORCE FIELD ACTIVATED.
Manager Of New Staff Member Excited By Opportunity To Say “Oh You Came Back For Day 2”
BACK FOR MORE.
Public Servant Adds The Word “Strategic” To Sentence And Hopes That Helps
ALIGNING PRIORITIES.
New Team Values Poster In Office Predicted To Become Totally Invisible To Staff In Two Weeks
STRONG ALIGNMENT ENERGY.
“We Should Go For A Coffee Sometime” Still The Best Exit Strategy From Small Talk Entrapment
POLITE ESCAPE.
Weekend Train Into Wellington Naturally Replaced By The Oldest Buses In New Zealand
MAKES SENSE.
Local Banker Happily Approves Mortgage As If She Hasn’t Just Created Fake Money Out Of Thin Air
GROWS ON TREES.
LAST WEEK AT WORK: Bloke Clicks Rapidly Between Tabs To Appear To Be A Productive Employee
FAKE FOCUS.