Government Struggling To Explain What’s Inconvenient About Having A Wallet With A Licence In It
SOLUTION WITHOUT A PROBLEM
Wellington Office Workers Briefly Remember They’re Alive During Thrilling Fire Drill
SIGNS OF LIFE.
Wellington Project Manager Performing Well Apart From Nobody Wanting To Work With Him
MIXED RESULTS.
Wellingtonian’s Social Credit Score Through The Roof After Debuting New Book Purchase On Train
A DIFFERENT KIND OF POWER.
Local Man Colonises Matariki Into Yet Another Long Weekend Of Piss Drinking
GROSSLY PROBLEMATIC.
Public Holiday Still Getting Misgendered In 2025 As “Queen’s Birthday”
DO BETTER.
Public Servant Uses The Phrase “Living The Dream” As Shield Against Deep Feeling Of Dissatisfaction
ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE.
Public Service Team Meeting Off To A Flyer After Attendees Robotically Recite The Ministry Karakia
SETTING THE TONE.
“DO BETTER”: Still No Ukraine Or Palestine Lanyards For Wellington Public Servants
GORDON LIGHTFOOT | Local THE RIGHT THING TO DO The overwhelming message coming from the Public Service Association today is “do better”, as it was revealed that there are currently no lanyards available to public servants to support Ukraine or Palestine. As it stands, government employees in Wellington are able to pledge allegiance to the […]
Parliamentary Service Lad Remains Tight-Lipped About Which MPs Are Dickheads In Real Life
NOT WHO YOU’D EXPECT.
25-year-old James* (who, for reasons of his own, only goes by “James”) works as an advisor in our nation’s parliament. James recently shared with friends that he’s spent the last two years accumulating top-secret intel on the MPs he works with.
