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Man Spends $2k On Fishing Rods And  Gets Nothing But Sunburn And Fish And Chips

man fishing and thinking about fish and chips.

DROUGHT ON THE OCEAN.

Hapless Boyfriend Of Instagram Gets Wheeled Out For Cherry Blossom Photoshoot

man with camera and woman posing in cherry blossom garden behind

CHERRY PICKED CONTENT.

Groundbreaking Research Finds Cats Still Massive Jerks

scientist inspecting cat

FELINE FACTS.

Local Man’s Sistema Container Gets Forcefully Chucked In Cupboard Like The Rest Of Them

man chucking sistema container in kitchen

NO RESPECT.

Flatmate Who Said They’d Do Dishes ‘After Dinner’ Now Entering Day 5 Of Standoff

man in dirty kitchen

BENCH BATTLE.

Local Dad Admits To Secretly Using The Kids’ Bluey Toothpaste When No-One’s Looking

man holding bluey toothpaste in the bathroom

SECRET SHAME.

WEEKEND FASHION: Man Plays It Straight Down The Middle With Black Jeans, Black Tee And Black Hoodie

man looking in mirror with black hoodie.

KIWI CLASSIC.

Fully Domesticated Man Has No Recollection Of Ever Washing Sheets While Single And Flatting

man standing in bedroom

MUST HAVE AT SOME POINT?

Hungover Waste Of Space Consumes 12 Mini Sausage Rolls At Nephew’s 3rd Birthday Party

man eating sausage rolls at children's birthday

MMM, HOW GOOD.

Couple Finally Buys House Together So They Can Argue Somewhere New

Young couple smiling outside sold sign of their new home.

SAME BATTLES, FRESH GROUND.

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