Man Spends $2k On Fishing Rods And Gets Nothing But Sunburn And Fish And Chips

DROUGHT ON THE OCEAN.
Hapless Boyfriend Of Instagram Gets Wheeled Out For Cherry Blossom Photoshoot

CHERRY PICKED CONTENT.
Groundbreaking Research Finds Cats Still Massive Jerks

FELINE FACTS.
Local Man’s Sistema Container Gets Forcefully Chucked In Cupboard Like The Rest Of Them

NO RESPECT.
Flatmate Who Said They’d Do Dishes ‘After Dinner’ Now Entering Day 5 Of Standoff

BENCH BATTLE.
Local Dad Admits To Secretly Using The Kids’ Bluey Toothpaste When No-One’s Looking

SECRET SHAME.
WEEKEND FASHION: Man Plays It Straight Down The Middle With Black Jeans, Black Tee And Black Hoodie

KIWI CLASSIC.
Fully Domesticated Man Has No Recollection Of Ever Washing Sheets While Single And Flatting

MUST HAVE AT SOME POINT?
Hungover Waste Of Space Consumes 12 Mini Sausage Rolls At Nephew’s 3rd Birthday Party

MMM, HOW GOOD.
Couple Finally Buys House Together So They Can Argue Somewhere New

SAME BATTLES, FRESH GROUND.