Seymour Wishing He Was Stuck In Space Station So He Wouldn’t Have To Deal With School Lunches
DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Old Boy At The Pub Sick And Tired Of All The Hoo-Ha About School Lunches
BACK IN MY DAY…
Luxon Eases Pain Of Poor Poll Result By Binging On Chip And Marmite Sandwiches
CRUNCHING THE NUMBERS.
Prime Minister Christopher Luxon was spotted sitting alone outside of Parliament’s Beehive today.
“I Prefer Marmite Over Vegemite”: One Issue The Prime Minister Isn’t On The Fence About
STRONG STANCE.
In a rare moment of decisiveness, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has put a stake in the ground over a hotly debated issue: Marmite vs Vegemite.
School Principals Slam Prime Minister For Suggesting Parents Make Marmite Sandwiches And Not Vegemite Ones
OUT OF TOUCH.
Teachers and principals took a break from sending photos of squashed school lunches to Stuff today, instead turning their attention to Prime Minister Christopher Luxon.
