“DO BETTER”: Still No Ukraine Or Palestine Lanyards For Wellington Public Servants
GORDON LIGHTFOOT | Local THE RIGHT THING TO DO The overwhelming message coming from the Public Service Association today is “do better”, as it was revealed that there are currently no lanyards available to public servants to support Ukraine or Palestine. As it stands, government employees in Wellington are able to pledge allegiance to the […]
Luxon Hopeful His Fresh New Volodymyr Zelenskyy Tattoo Will Impress New Zealand Voters
ISSUES THAT MATTER.
Prime Minister Christopher Luxon is quietly confident that he’s finally tapped into what matters most for New Zealand voters – Ukraine.
Weird Angry Guy At Party That Everyone’s Telling To Calm Down Refuses To Calm Down
GORDON LIGHTFOOT | Local HEY, SETTLE WILL YA? Local misfit Vinny Pullman has made a scene at a Queen Street house party, after his long time crush Ursula Kraus rejected him after he claimed that they “belonged together”. “Ursula! We belong together my darling, your people and my people are the same!” he was heard […]
Local News Junkie Remembers When The Biggest Controversy Was The Colour Of A Dress
ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Culture BLACK OR GOLD? Juliet Emerson, 27, has had a refreshing wave of nostalgia wash over her after seeing the ‘The dress’ pop up on her Facebook ‘Memories’ this morning. “Ah, it’s definitely still black and blue,” the Whakataki marketing assistant said to herself with confidence, while reminiscing about a simpler time […]
