Nicola Willis Unsure Whether New Outfit For Media Appearances Is Too Much

LOOKING THE PART.
Public Servant Applies Second Lanyard To Ward Off Evil Government Job Cuts

FORCE FIELD ACTIVATED.
Hurricanes In Line To Be Literally The Only Good Thing About Wellington This Year

UNBEATABLE ON A GOOD DAY.
Wellington Floods Deemed To Be Punishment For Tolerating Bucket Fountain

STORM SENTENCE.
Manager Of New Staff Member Excited By Opportunity To Say “Oh You Came Back For Day 2”

BACK FOR MORE.
Public Servant Adds The Word “Strategic” To Sentence And Hopes That Helps
ALIGNING PRIORITIES.
Wellington Cyclist Mentions That “It’s Actually Faster”, Again

BEATING TRAFFIC.
New Team Values Poster In Office Predicted To Become Totally Invisible To Staff In Two Weeks

STRONG ALIGNMENT ENERGY.
Wellingtonian Upset By All The Very Un-Wellington People Visiting For Wellington Cup

ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Culture BUBBLE BURST Aro Valley local Ruby Galbraith, 30, has reportedly reached peak exasperation this week, as the annual Wellington Cup draws hordes of visitors into her beloved city. “I just can’t,” Galbraith sighed, gesturing at a group of people swaggering confidently through Cuba Street, despite clearly ‘not being from around here’. […]
Weekend Train Into Wellington Naturally Replaced By The Oldest Buses In New Zealand

MAKES SENSE.