Hungover Woman Agonisingly Ponders Whether To Take Down Drunken Instagram Story

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ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Culture  “BUT THEN IT’LL LOOK LIKE I REGRET IT” Monique Wheeler, 24, was suffering major grog horrors after having a rather large Saturday night out in the Wellington CBD. The Wellington law clerk made sure she documented every part of her night on her Instagram story, which showcased her visits to multiple […]

Queenstown Airport Shuttle Driver Sick To Death Of Picturesque Scenery

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GORDON LIGHTFOOT | Culture BORING It is clear that 60-year-old airport shuttle driver Joseph Cunningham has started taking the beautiful part of the world he lives in for granted. The man has been driving tourists to and from Queenstown Airport for the last 30 years and appears to have had a gutsful. “God, I’m sick […]

BANDWAGON: Warriors Fan Claims That The Rabbitohs Have “Always Been” His Second Team

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ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Sport BUNNIES FOR LIFE Mark Hickey’s NRL season has come roaring back to life. With his beloved Warriors again failing to make the competition’s playoffs, the 28 year-old is now fully invested in the season again because his ‘second team’ the South Sydney Rabbitohs, have progressed to the semifinals after demolishing the […]