Uncle Doesn’t Muck Around Getting Obnoxiously Hammered At Christmas Lunch
CHRISTMAS CARNAGE.
Craig Mitchell wasted no time diving headfirst into the festive spirits at his sister Claire’s house in Nelson today..
The 58 year-old, who once again had not offered to host Christmas at his house, turned up with a 12 pack of beers and looked more than ready to signal the commencement of another hot Kiwi Christmas.
“Cheers, everyone! Let the festivities begin!” boomed Uncle Craig, cracking open his first beer before anyone else had thought about a drink.
35 Year-Old Still Very Pleased To Receive Rebel Sport Voucher For Christmas
CHRISTMAS CLASSIC.
Matt Simmonds, a 35-year-old from Nelson has once again found himself delighting in the familiar embrace of a Rebel Sport voucher, courtesy of his well-meaning parents.
“Every year, without fail, I get this Rebel Sport voucher from Mum and Dad. It’s like clockwork. It’s a $50 one this year too, most of my twenties it was just in that $30 range” Matt chuckled, his eyes twinkling with the mirth of a man who knows the annual Rebel Sport voucher routine all too well.
Ungrateful Cat Doesn’t Bother Showing Up For Christmas Even Though We Got Him A Present
Upper Hutt-based tabby, Reggie is in the running for grinch of the year this year.
The three year old tom cat has disappointed his family for the second year running after not making an appearance at the Christmas morning present unwrapping.
The Thompsons, from the suburb of Totara Park, do the first part of their gift giving at 7 o’clock on Christmas morning, as this is about as long as the kids can control themselves.
