DON’T FORGET YOUR ROOTS.
IT’S COMING HOME!
NEED FOR SPEED.
All Blacks winger Caleb Clarke has surprised rugby analysts and fans by attempting a radical new strategy: evasion.
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BETRAYAL.
NBA superstar Luka Dončić has reportedly reached out to former All Blacks fullback Christian Cullen in an effort to process the unthinkable—being cast aside while still in his prime.
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INDEPENDENCE DAY.
33-year-old Matt Johnson has again found himself in a state of pure elation as he realised he wouldn’t have to beg, borrow, or steal access to his parents’ SkyGo account to watch the Blackcaps tonight.
GOING OFF SCRIPT.
In the wake of their nail-biting 24-22 defeat by the All Blacks at Twickenham, England’s coaching staff have quickly turned to serious internal matters.
LIKE CLOCKWORK.
Impeccably timed as always, an English person has made a big deal about the haka right before an England vs All Blacks test match.
RUPEE IN FREEFALL.
The Indian economy is rumoured to be in absolute freefall, mirroring the nation’s dismal performance in the second test match against the Black Caps, who took a 2-0 series lead and victory in India.
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