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Navy Agrees That Investing In Affordable GPS May Have Saved Them A Hundred Million Dollars

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Tui Devastated That Local Woman Who’s Never Drunk Beer Doesn’t Like Their Ad

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TVNZ Swapping Gregg’s Original Blend For Pams Cafe Roast

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Local Man Definitely Going To Start Paying For TVNZ Content That’s Currently Free

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Ken The Cockroach Feeling Vindicated After Y2K Bug Finally Hits

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REPORT: 90% Of Kiwis Agree That Winter Can Go Away Now

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Woman With Stressful Job Glad She Doesn’t Have To Attend Sentencing For Repeated Retail Theft

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Leo DiCaprio To Star In Picton-Based Titanic Sequel

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Polling Shows Surge In Support For Tim Naki As Preferred Prime Minister

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Local Bloke Putting Back His Sixth Beer Claims He’ll Get Up For Dawn Service

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