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boy making matariki stars with mum

Public Servant Parents Desperately Try To Teach Their Four Year Old About The Meaning Of Matariki

Woman standing next to sold sign for home.

21 Year Old Buys First Home Through Hard Work, Determination And Oh No Wait Her Dad Bought It

empty TVNZ Breakfast couch

TVNZ Agrees Breakfast Show Would Be Easier To Manage With Just An Empty Couch

Man disgusted by coke zero drinks

Two “Undrinkable” Coke Flavours To Be Replaced With One “Very Undrinkable” Flavour

Man thinking about Speights beer or pokies

Bloke Ponders What He’ll Spend His 27 Bucks On To Escape Reality

Woman fantasising about cheesemaking in supermarket

Woman At Supermarket Considers The Set Up Costs Of A Home Cheese Making Operation

Ram raid criminals caught on camera

Gen Z Kids Reckon Large Scale Theft Will Be Great For The Socials

Jacinda Ardern daydreaming about TikTok

PM’s Self Isolation Boredom Sparks Fears Of An Imminent TikTok Account

Man in Chiefs jersey thinking about Cambridge

Bloke Targeted For Being From Hamilton Fantasises About Starting New Life As A Bloke From Cambridge

Ghostly Charlotte Bellis haunting Chris Hipkins who is scared in bed

Charlotte Bellis Continues Haunting Chris Hipkins In Recurring MIQ Nightmare

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