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boy making matariki stars with mum

Public Servant Parents Desperately Try To Teach Their Four Year Old About The Meaning Of Matariki

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Woman standing next to sold sign for home.

21 Year Old Buys First Home Through Hard Work, Determination And Oh No Wait Her Dad Bought It

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empty TVNZ Breakfast couch

TVNZ Agrees Breakfast Show Would Be Easier To Manage With Just An Empty Couch

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Man disgusted by coke zero drinks

Two “Undrinkable” Coke Flavours To Be Replaced With One “Very Undrinkable” Flavour

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Man thinking about Speights beer or pokies

Bloke Ponders What He’ll Spend His 27 Bucks On To Escape Reality

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Woman fantasising about cheesemaking in supermarket

Woman At Supermarket Considers The Set Up Costs Of A Home Cheese Making Operation

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Ram raid criminals caught on camera

Gen Z Kids Reckon Large Scale Theft Will Be Great For The Socials

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Jacinda Ardern daydreaming about TikTok

PM’s Self Isolation Boredom Sparks Fears Of An Imminent TikTok Account

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Man in Chiefs jersey thinking about Cambridge

Bloke Targeted For Being From Hamilton Fantasises About Starting New Life As A Bloke From Cambridge

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Ghostly Charlotte Bellis haunting Chris Hipkins who is scared in bed

Charlotte Bellis Continues Haunting Chris Hipkins In Recurring MIQ Nightmare

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