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Embattled Radio New Zealand Takes Comfort In The Knowledge That No One’s Listening Anyway

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Man Who Never Takes Showers Thriving Amid Cost Of Living Crisis

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Ram Raider Pulls Over For Police Car Instead Of Thinking He Was Playing Grand Theft Auto

Mai FM Host Outraged That Helping Criminals Cover Up Crime Is Also Considered Crime

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Aucklander Totally Unmoved By Constant Heckling About Being From Auckland

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Gore Council Succeeds In Making Gore Slightly Interesting To Rest Of New Zealand

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Wellington Motorists Recommended To Keep Bottle Of Acetone In The Car For Removing Those Pesky Protesters

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AUSSIE VAPE BAN: Kiwi Vape Shop Owner Crossing The Ditch To Start A Life Of Crime

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Great News! Inflation Is Down, Which Means The Cost Of Everything Only Went Up By 1.2% This Time!

Detective Inspector Graham Bell giving teen an earful at ram raid scene.

Teen Gives Up Ram Raiding For Good After Copping An Earful From Graham Bell

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