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Otago lad next to uncovered mattress

Otago Uni Student Gears Up For Fourth Night On Sheetless Mattress After Failed Weekend Washing Attempt

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Man looking at phone with greyhounds racing in the background

Palmy Bloke’s First Payment Of $116.67 Enjoys Short Stay In His Bank Account Before Moving On To The TAB

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Michael Baker enjoying a cup of tea while pub-goers happily party without masks.

Michael Baker Blissfully Unaware That Nobody’s Wearing Masks In Bars, Mainly Because He’s Never Been To One

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Yurisich shaking hands with HR employee

PAUL’S LAST DAY AT TVNZ: Yurisich Introduced To HR For The First Time

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Rangi Ruru Girls student driving boat in Christchurch floodwaters

Rangi Ruru Girls School Student Untroubled By Flooding Takes Family Boat To School

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young woman with laptop at cafe

Wellington Recent Grad Confirms Getting Job Experience Difficult When You Have No Job Experience

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Man eye-rolling with beer at airport

WORLD’S GONE SOFT: Wellington Frequent-Flier Scathing About Cancelled Flights

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Ashley Bloomfield out drinking and hungover

ASH’S HANGOVER: Bloomfield Suffering After Leaving Drinks And Damaging Night Out

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Confused man at TAB

INFLATION CRISIS: Cost Of $10 Punt At The TAB Blows Out To $10.70

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Clueless boyfriend unsure if partner wants engagement ring

Auckland Woman’s Repeated Hints To Get Engaged Still Not Getting Through To Oblivious Boyfriend

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