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Auckland Husband Does His Best Surprised Face After Wife Buys Gift With Shared Credit Card

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Aucklander scratching his head

Aucklander Absolutely Flummoxed That Friend Is Moving To Wellington

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Mark Robinson with Ardern's comms handbook

Straight From The Ardern Playbook: NZRU Executes Announcement About Announcement

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Hamiltonian Attempts To Defend His Hometown With The Phrase “Nah Hamilton’s All Good”

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Card Stacking Champion Brought In By National Party To Help Build Stability

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SHOCK REVELATION: Private Boarding School Kid Turns Out To Be A Prick

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Struggling Auckland Family Of Four Only Half Joking About Planned Ram Raid

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Wellingtonian In Aro Valley Friend Group Laughed Out Of The Room After Not Having Read Harry Potter

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Retiree Points At Flood Footage On TV And Says “That’s Climate Change For Ya”

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TK outside Hutt Hospital

TK Misunderstands Government Healthcare Job Push – Turns Up To Hutt Hospital For A Shift

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