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man surprised with woman holding credit card

Auckland Husband Does His Best Surprised Face After Wife Buys Gift With Shared Credit Card

Aucklander scratching his head

Aucklander Absolutely Flummoxed That Friend Is Moving To Wellington

Mark Robinson with Ardern's comms handbook

Straight From The Ardern Playbook: NZRU Executes Announcement About Announcement

Chiefs fan gives the thumbs up with waikato river in the background

Hamiltonian Attempts To Defend His Hometown With The Phrase “Nah Hamilton’s All Good”

card stacking champ next to national party

Card Stacking Champion Brought In By National Party To Help Build Stability

sam uffindell in front of kings college

SHOCK REVELATION: Private Boarding School Kid Turns Out To Be A Prick

Family outside home thinking of ram raiding

Struggling Auckland Family Of Four Only Half Joking About Planned Ram Raid

blue haired girl being laughed at with harry potter book nearby

Wellingtonian In Aro Valley Friend Group Laughed Out Of The Room After Not Having Read Harry Potter

older lady on couch with tv remote with flooding image in the background

Retiree Points At Flood Footage On TV And Says “That’s Climate Change For Ya”

TK outside Hutt Hospital

TK Misunderstands Government Healthcare Job Push – Turns Up To Hutt Hospital For A Shift

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