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Local Bloke Putting Back His Sixth Beer Claims He’ll Get Up For Dawn Service

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COST CUTTING: Stuff’s 6 O’Clock News Bulletin To Be Presented By A.I Robot

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TVNZ Attempt To Improve Ratings By Axing Long Running Show People Actually Watch

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Soon To Be Sacked Public Servant Reflects Fondly On Year’s Worth Of Pointless Work

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TVNZ Budget Back On Track With New Tobacco Sponsorship

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TVNZ Annoyed That People Don’t Want To Advertise On Channels Nobody Watches

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REPORT: Summer Is Hot

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SHOCKING REVELATION: Leaked Report Shows Wellington Water Shortage Due To All The Leaky Pipes

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Wellingtonians Hoping Water Restrictions Will Mean They Shut Down The Bloody Bucket Fountain

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Embattled Radio New Zealand Takes Comfort In The Knowledge That No One’s Listening Anyway

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