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REPORT: Summer Is Hot

man and woman looking at report with flooded street in background

SHOCKING REVELATION: Leaked Report Shows Wellington Water Shortage Due To All The Leaky Pipes

man praying that bucket fountain behind him gets shut down

Wellingtonians Hoping Water Restrictions Will Mean They Shut Down The Bloody Bucket Fountain

Radio NZ headquarters

Embattled Radio New Zealand Takes Comfort In The Knowledge That No One’s Listening Anyway

hairy man with long hair and beard, standing in messy aparment.

Man Who Never Takes Showers Thriving Amid Cost Of Living Crisis

man with police car in background.

Ram Raider Pulls Over For Police Car Instead Of Thinking He Was Playing Grand Theft Auto

Mai FM Host Outraged That Helping Criminals Cover Up Crime Is Also Considered Crime

man relaxing on the grass, thinking of auckland.

Aucklander Totally Unmoved By Constant Heckling About Being From Auckland

gore mayor and councillor with fish in background

Gore Council Succeeds In Making Gore Slightly Interesting To Rest Of New Zealand

protesters stuck to the road in Wellington

Wellington Motorists Recommended To Keep Bottle Of Acetone In The Car For Removing Those Pesky Protesters

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