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man vaping large cloud of smoke.

AUSSIE VAPE BAN: Kiwi Vape Shop Owner Crossing The Ditch To Start A Life Of Crime

couple celebrate with champagne, with graph going up in foreground

Great News! Inflation Is Down, Which Means The Cost Of Everything Only Went Up By 1.2% This Time!

Detective Inspector Graham Bell giving teen an earful at ram raid scene.

Teen Gives Up Ram Raiding For Good After Copping An Earful From Graham Bell

woman holding feijoa with many feijoas in background.

Feijoa Season Brings About Yearly Debate Over Whether They’re Delicious Or Disgusting

Scott Robertson with schick razor

Schick Announces Limited Edition “Razor Robertson” Quattro

maths teacher with roulette table

Maths Teacher Heads To Casino After Calculating The Probability Of A Meaningful Pay Rise

female teacher with ipad

Teacher Annoys Students By Trying To Sell Them Her Old iPad For Extra Cash

teen next to ram raided post office dairy

Teen Ram Raiders At Least Getting Out Of The House And Off Their Phones

intellectual at Oxford University with oxford english dictionary

Oxford Dictionary Gives Up Trying To Define New Zealand Phrase “Yeah Nah”

hipster woman in front of floods.

Activist Harping On About Carbon Emissions During Cyclone Devastation Is Widely Told To Fuck Off

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