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December 11, 2025

CABIN SCRAMBLERS.

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November 16, 2025

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Local Punter Gears Up for Annual Tradition of Losing Money On Melbourne Cup Day

November 3, 2025

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October 28, 2025

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October 3, 2025

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“I’m My Own Man Now”: Local Bloke Enjoys Free To Air Cricket Without Tapping Into Parents’ SkyGo Account

October 1, 2025

INDEPENDENCE DAY.

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Old Boy At The Pub Adds Cam Roigard To His Good Books But Not Razor

September 28, 2025

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Wallabies Fan Searching For VCR Hoping To Watch Australia’s Last Bledisloe Win

September 25, 2025

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Wallabies Certain This Year Is Different, Despite 23 Years Of It Not Being Different

September 23, 2025

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September 15, 2025

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All Blacks Get Their Match Fees Docked For Not Turning Up For Second Half

September 14, 2025

SALARY SIN-BIN

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Old Boy At The Pub Tells Anyone Who’ll Listen Exactly What He Thinks Of Razor’s All Blacks

September 12, 2025

all blacks celebrating and question mark hanging over south african mate

Local Man Investigating Sudden Eerie Silence From South African Mate In Group Chat

September 7, 2025

suzie the waitress in front of all blacks match

BIG GAME: All Blacks Hope Suzie The Waitress Isn’t Making A Comeback Ahead Of South Africa Clash

September 5, 2025

Justin Marshall on waikato river thinking about playing days.

ALL BLACKS HALFBACK CRISIS: Justin Marshall Seen Whitebaiting Down The Waikato River

September 2, 2025

Chris Wood playing football with headline about tvnz world cup rights.

TVNZ Snaps Up Sporting Rights In Last Ditch Effort To Get People To Watch Them

August 25, 2025

man remembering the old days of all blacks, with the current all blacks losing to argentina in the background.

All Blacks Fan Misses The Days When Only A Couple Of Teams Could Realistically Beat Them

August 24, 2025

Man protesting about Christian Cullen outside the beehive.

RIGHTING WRONGS: Bloke Protests Historical NZ Rugby Crime Of Dropping Christian Cullen

August 20, 2025

one eyed cantab in hospital with rich mo'unga playing

MO’UNGA RETURNS: One Eyed Cantab In Hospital After Falling Off Chair In Excitement

August 7, 2025

Man reflecting as he thinks about warriors celebrating

Local Man’s Reaction To Warriors Winning Try Would Have Gone Viral If Someone Had Recorded It

July 21, 2025

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Female Viewership Of Third All Blacks Test Set To Explode With Inclusion Of Ruben Love

July 17, 2025

Will Jordan Wishes He Could Be Cloned To Play Fullback And Wing, Just To Keep Everyone Happy

July 15, 2025

DOUBLE TROUBLE.

Will Jordan scoring try and old fashioned projector with 1905 All Blacks

TMO Will Miss Tomorrow’s Test After Getting Stuck Reviewing All Blacks Try From 1905

July 11, 2025

DECISION PENDING.

TMO Now Taking Another Look At Forward Pass From World Cup Quarterfinal in 2007

July 7, 2025

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER.

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