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Round One Win For Warriors Triggers Avalanche Of “Our Year” Social Media Posts

March 7, 2026

PREMIERSHIP CONFIRMED.

Sport headlines

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Kiwi Bloke Who “Bleeds Maroon” Will Finally Get To See His Team Live From The Comfort Of Eden Park

February 16, 2026

old boy thinking about nfl at pub

Old Boy At Pub Watching Super Bowl Says Players Are “Too Bloody Soft With Their Pads And Helmets”

February 9, 2026

Man at hyrox event

Former CrossFit Guy Announces Hyrox Is “What Fitness Was Always Meant to Be”

February 2, 2026

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Old Boy At Pub Says All Blacks Should Stop Being Drama Queens And Practice Their Tackling

January 22, 2026

More sport

Leigh Hart imagining himself as ABs coach.

Leigh Hart Snubbed For All Blacks Coaching Role Due To So-Called “Lack Of Experience”

March 4, 2026

SPEED RUCKING

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Old Boy At Pub Waiting On NZ Rugby To Seek His Final Approval On All Blacks Coach

March 3, 2026

FINAL CLEARANCE

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Warriors Fan Will Likely Process First Game Result As Either “Our Year” Or “Early Days”

February 21, 2026

EARLY ANALYSIS.

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Less recent sport news

christian cullen and john mitchell.

Kiwis Open To John Mitchell As All Blacks Coach But Only If He Publicly Apologises For Dropping Christian Cullen

January 21, 2026

NEVER FORGET.

ardie savea and old boy at pub.

“If Ardie Isn’t Captain, Forget Next Year’s World Cup,” Declares Old Boy At Pub

January 19, 2026

one eyed cantab, winning crusaders and scott robertson

ONE EYED CANTAB: “Razor Would Never Have Been Sacked If He’d Picked The Entire Crusaders Team”

January 18, 2026

man in pub having beer and scott robertson

Old Boy At Pub Says Razor Was Sacked Because Players “Are All Too Bloody Soft These Days”

January 17, 2026

scott robertson as part of a christchurch bboy crew

RETALIATION: Razor’s Old Dance Crew Challenges New Zealand Rugby To Battle

January 16, 2026

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Quite old sport news

scott robertson breakdancing as Raygun at the olympics.

RAZOR SACKED: Scott Robertson Finally Free To Pursue Breakdancing Career In Australia

January 15, 2026

SILVER LININGS.

angry boys with cricket bat

REPORT: BYC Growing Quite Tense Between Cousins

January 4, 2026

stopwatch on plane

Aisle Standers Successfully Shave 0.00 Seconds Off Their Time Taken To Get Off Plane

December 11, 2025

batsman getting out

Grade Cricketer Reckons He Was ‘Seeing Them Well’ Before Getting Bowled for 2

November 22, 2025

All Blacks Can’t Even Completely Blame The Score On England’s Lame Boring Drop Goals

November 16, 2025

Man with horse race behind him and TAB app open on phone.

Local Punter Gears Up for Annual Tradition of Losing Money On Melbourne Cup Day

November 3, 2025

American man looking confused about the all blacks.

All Blacks Travelling To Chicago Hoping They Don’t Expand Global Confusion About Rugby

October 28, 2025

storm fan

NRL GRAND FINAL: New Zealander With Zero Ties To Melbourne Suddenly Becomes Lifelong Storm Fan

October 3, 2025

man watching cricket on couch.

“I’m My Own Man Now”: Local Bloke Enjoys Free To Air Cricket Without Tapping Into Parents’ SkyGo Account

October 1, 2025

INDEPENDENCE DAY.

man drinking and thinking about roigard and razor

Old Boy At The Pub Adds Cam Roigard To His Good Books But Not Razor

September 28, 2025

HERE WE GO.

aussie fan with VHS tape looking for VCR

Wallabies Fan Searching For VCR Hoping To Watch Australia’s Last Bledisloe Win

September 25, 2025

MEMORY LANE.

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