One-Eyed Cantab Dismisses Crusaders Home Loss To Moana Pasifika As An Elaborate Deepfake Scam
March 30, 2025
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FOUL PLAY.
Some 18 and 19 year-old “high school student athletes” around New Zealand are feeling a bit caught out today.
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Christchurch third-grade cricket stalwart Ryan Wilkes, 34, stood motionless at the crease, his middle stump dramatically uprooted by a waist-high full-toss at Hagley Park.
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Wellington woman Rosie Neilson, 26, experienced a miraculous ethical transformation this afternoon.
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In the wake of their nail-biting 24-22 defeat by the All Blacks at Twickenham, England’s coaching staff have quickly turned to serious internal matters.
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Impeccably timed as always, an English person has made a big deal about the haka right before an England vs All Blacks test match.
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