Local Woman Annoyed That Partner Was Not Also Annoyed By Thing That Annoyed Her
AISLE OF ANGER.
Local Bloke Finds Old Calculator And Immediately Types “5318008” Like He’s In Intermediate Again
MUSCLE MEMORY.
Local Man Gets The Double After Packing Dishwasher Wrong And Putting Dishes Away Wrong
WINNING WAYS.
Palmerston North Man Confirms That “Actually Palmy Is Pretty Central To Everything”
LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION.
Local Woman Claims To Be In Some Kind Of “Era” When Describing Very Minor Things That She Does
PERSONAL REBRAND.
Local Woman Who Does No Exercise And Only Eats Rubbish Asks Why She Feels “Tired All The Time”
ENERGY MYSTERY.
Local Man Who Somehow Failed His Full Licence Feels Cheated By New Changes
U-TURN.
Man Can’t Understand Why Girlfriend Is Too Tired for Sex After Doing His Laundry And Cooking His Meals
WHERE’S THE ROMANCE?!
Bored Dad Seen Sniffing Around The Backyard Looking For Things To Waterblast
PRESSURE RELEASE.
NO PLANS YET: Local Bloke Still Pretending He’ll Be Invited Somewhere For New Year’s
COUCH COUNTDOWN.