Palmerston North Man Confirms That “Actually Palmy Is Pretty Central To Everything”
LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION.
Local Woman Claims To Be In Some Kind Of “Era” When Describing Very Minor Things That She Does
PERSONAL REBRAND.
Local Woman Who Does No Exercise And Only Eats Rubbish Asks Why She Feels “Tired All The Time”
ENERGY MYSTERY.
Local Man Who Somehow Failed His Full Licence Feels Cheated By New Changes
U-TURN.
Man Can’t Understand Why Girlfriend Is Too Tired for Sex After Doing His Laundry And Cooking His Meals
WHERE’S THE ROMANCE?!
Bored Dad Seen Sniffing Around The Backyard Looking For Things To Waterblast
PRESSURE RELEASE.
NO PLANS YET: Local Bloke Still Pretending He’ll Be Invited Somewhere For New Year’s
COUCH COUNTDOWN.
iPhone User Rethinking New Acquaintance After First Text Message Was Turned Green
ALARM BELLS.
Bloke Who Has Never Once Finished His Crate Says This Is “His Year”
BIG SHIFT AHEAD.
Bloke Who Failed To Bring Beers To Party Now Taking Generous Helpings Of Everyone Else’s
EMPTY HANDED
