DEDICATED: Local Man’s New Year Fitness Habits Still Going Strong After A Full Two Weeks
FOR THE LONG HAUL.
Caleb Rowling, a 28 year old data analyst, hit a major milestone in his quest for self-improvement this week – reaching week 3 of going to the gym without dramatically chucking it all in.
Woman’s 2025 Plan To “Read More Books” Immediately Ends After New Crime Series Drops on Netflix
NEW YEAR SAME ME.
In what was supposed to be the year of self-improvement, 27-year-old Marie Wilkins’ New Year’s resolution to read more books has officially been derailed—hours into 2025.
“This Is The Last Time” Says Woman, Already Lying To Herself About 2025 Detox
FINISHING STRONG.
Sophie Anderson, 28, of Auckland, has officially declared that tonight’s New Year’s Eve will be her final indulgence in “bad decisions and excessive drinking” before embarking on a serious, no-excuses, life-changing detox in 2025.
Man Starting On Beers At Midday Under Impression He’ll Make It To Midnight Countdown
BIG SHIFT.
Brad Owens, a 25-year-old from Wellington, is embarking on a New Year’s mission of epic proportions in the Coromandel this year.
Armed with an 18-pack of Heinekens, Brad had become fully convinced that starting on beers at midday was the key to making it to the midnight countdown with both wit and wits intact.
After returning from the supermarket with enough alcohol to last a few days, at 12:02pm Brad cracked open a beer, which piqued the interest of his mates nearby..
Bloke Heroically Starts On The Beers At 12 In Quest To Make It To Midnight
ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Culture DON’T STOP BELIEVING Kieron Larson believes he is a strong chance to make it to the New Year’s Eve countdown tonight in something resembling a coherent state. Cracking open the first of many Steinlager Pures at 12:06pm, the 23 year-old did a quick “cheers boys” to a handful of mates at […]
Woman Claims To Need Holiday To Recover From Her Holiday
ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Culture BACK TO WORK BLUES! Kelly Higgins, 27, does not want to accept the reality she is in. “It’s like I need a holiday to recover from my holiday!” laughed the Finance Administrator from Rotorua, surrounded by work colleagues. This comment and many more like it came after spending four weeks sleeping […]
