Boarding Call Falls On Deaf Ears Of Bloke Determined To Finish Overpriced Airport Beer
NO PINT LEFT BEHIND.
REPORT: Jetstar In Fact Just Another Normal Airline That’s No Better Or Worse Than The Others
PERFECTLY AVERAGE.
Aisle Standers Successfully Shave 0.00 Seconds Off Their Time Taken To Get Off Plane
CABIN SCRAMBLERS.
Kiwi Bloke’s “Big OE” To Include Same Mates From Home But In Different Time Zone
MINIMAL SHIFT.
Air NZ Unveils New Uniforms But Still No Revamp For Kia Ora Magazine
TOO MUCH TO ASK.
Local Woman’s Out Of Office Auto Reply Beginning To Read More Like A Travel Itinerary
“HI THERE”
When 26-year-old Loren Ashley set up her out-of-office auto-reply last Friday, she didn’t just inform her colleagues she’d be away — she unwittingly provided them with a detailed travel log of her Christmas plans.
Despite Media Spotlight Interislander Ferry Still A Horrible Way To Travel
SLOW MOTION PRISON.
With all the coverage of the ferries recently, much of it too complicated or boring to care about, it is easy to forget just how shit the Interislander experience is.
Local Man Subtly Alludes To Air Travel By Posting Pic Of Beer And Boarding Pass
HIGH FLYER.
Christchurch local Stephen Lowe has given his Instagram followers a little clue about what he’s up to this weekend.
The direct sales consultant has coolly posted a picture of his Air New Zealand boarding pass, as he waits for his flight to Auckland for a mate’s stag do.
“Just jet-setting up to Auckland for another staggy, second one in six months haha, no biggie,” said the man, pleased as punch with himself.
HOLIDAY MISHAP: Woman Forgets To Post Aerial Photo From Inside Plane
GORDON LIGHTFOOT | Culture MISSED OPPORTUNITY Holly Carrigan, 25, missed a golden opportunity this morning. She had the chance to deliver top quality pre-holiday content to her numerous instagram followers, which would have been the perfect start to her trip to Queenstown – but she absolutely blew it. As she sat on the Air New […]
Sick Bag On Plane Actually Just For Those Passengers Who Happen To Be Viciously Hungover
ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Culture THERE IF YOU NEED IT Shanae Boswell has seen her fair share of people using the white paper sick bags in her experience as a flight attendant for Air New Zealand. Now the 28 year-old has confirmed what many have thought the bags are predominantly used for. Officially the paper receptacles […]
