Bloke Who’s Never Left The West Coast Confident He’d Hate Auckland
ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY.
Grade Cricketer Reckons He Was ‘Seeing Them Well’ Before Getting Bowled for 2
SEEING IT LIKE A BEACH BALL
Public Servant Skim-Reads Email That Took Three Days To Write, Review And Sign Off
MAX EFFORT, MINIMAL IMPACT.
One Person Single-Handedly Responsible For 97% Of Group Chat Activity
OVERACTIVE.
All Blacks Can’t Even Completely Blame The Score On England’s Lame Boring Drop Goals
NARRATIVE RUINED.
Local Cop Quite Keen For His Bosses To Not Break The Law And Try To Disgracefully Cover It Up
GREAT EXPECTATIONS.
Balding Bloke Under Pressure To Shave It All Off Insists He’s “Nowhere Near Being Bald”
HOPE FADING.
Te Pāti Māori Insiders Convinced One More Parliament Haka Will Get Them Back On Track
SO CLOSE!
MBIE Bloke Receives “Values Shout Out” For Doing Thing He Said He Would Do In An Email
OUTSTANDING SERVICE.
Local Punter Gears Up for Annual Tradition of Losing Money On Melbourne Cup Day
TOTE TRAUMA.
