Local Banker Happily Approves Mortgage As If She Hasn’t Just Created Fake Money Out Of Thin Air
GROWS ON TREES.
ONE EYED CANTAB: “Razor Would Never Have Been Sacked If He’d Picked The Entire Crusaders Team”
HARD FACTS.
Old Boy At Pub Says Razor Was Sacked Because Players “Are All Too Bloody Soft These Days”
PUB WISDOM.
RETALIATION: Razor’s Old Dance Crew Challenges New Zealand Rugby To Battle
THE LAST DANCE.
RAZOR SACKED: Scott Robertson Finally Free To Pursue Breakdancing Career In Australia
SILVER LININGS.
Leigh Hart Clarifies That He’s Not Christopher Luxon Just in Case Trump’s Planning A Kidnap
DOPPELGANGER DANGER.
Trump Still Hasn’t Ruled Out Coming To New Zealand In The Middle Of The Night To Kidnap Luxon
KEEPING OPTIONS OPEN.
Working Parents Naturally Have Both Their Annual Leave Balances Deleted By School Holidays
THE JUGGLE.
“Parenting’s Easy, Just Give Them The iPad Haha”, Says Bloke Who Doesn’t Have Kids
CRACKED IT!
Local Bloke Keeps Silly Season Alive With Unscheduled Early Friday Beer At Pub
THE SHOW GOES ON.
