PETROL PRICE CRISIS: Local Man Walks Ten Minutes To Dairy Instead Of Driving
SIDEWALK SAVINGS
Luxon Advises People Struggling With Bills To Just Sell Off One Of Their Rentals
BILL BUSTER.
Man Attempts To Outrun Hangover With Multiple Trips To Shop To Buy Convenient Ready-To-Eat Food
RECOVERY MISSION.
Round One Win For Warriors Triggers Avalanche Of “Our Year” Social Media Posts
PREMIERSHIP CONFIRMED.
Luxon Questions Whether Latest Poll Results Were Generated By ChatGPT
POLL PROMPTING.
Leigh Hart Snubbed For All Blacks Coaching Role Due To So-Called “Lack Of Experience”
SPEED RUCKING
Old Boy At Pub Waiting On NZ Rugby To Seek His Final Approval On All Blacks Coach
FINAL CLEARANCE
Local Man Adds “Long Black Drinker” To His Edgy But Highly Curated Personality
EARTHY TONES.
Grandmother Looking After Grandkids Informed That She “Can’t Even Feed Bread To Ducks Anymore”
TOTAL QUACKDOWN
WIRED AWAKE: Health Guru Who Preaches 8 Hours Sleep Each Night Now On Fourth Line At Electric Ave
SWEET DREAMS.
