Man Can’t Understand Why Girlfriend Is Too Tired for Sex After Doing His Laundry And Cooking His Meals
WHERE’S THE ROMANCE?!
Crusher Collins Celebrates Retirement By Having Her Own Parliamentary Vehicle Crushed
FOR OLD TIME’S SAKE.
Real Estate Agent Confirms House He’s Selling That’s Falling Apart Actually Has “Good Bones”
CALCIUM RICH.
Public Servant Says New Cross-Agency Karakia Will Help Ward Off Taxpayer Union OIA Requests
EVIL SPIRITS.
Weekend Train Into Wellington Naturally Replaced By The Oldest Buses In New Zealand
MAKES SENSE.
Old Boy At Pub Says All Blacks Should Stop Being Drama Queens And Practice Their Tackling
PUB FURY.
Kiwis Open To John Mitchell As All Blacks Coach But Only If He Publicly Apologises For Dropping Christian Cullen
NEVER FORGET.
“If Ardie Isn’t Captain, Forget Next Year’s World Cup,” Declares Old Boy At Pub
CAPTAIN FANTASTIC.
Local Banker Happily Approves Mortgage As If She Hasn’t Just Created Fake Money Out Of Thin Air
GROWS ON TREES.
ONE EYED CANTAB: “Razor Would Never Have Been Sacked If He’d Picked The Entire Crusaders Team”
HARD FACTS.
