BIG GAME: All Blacks Hope Suzie The Waitress Isn’t Making A Comeback Ahead Of South Africa Clash
BUFFET BEWARE.
Local Man’s Sistema Container Gets Forcefully Chucked In Cupboard Like The Rest Of Them
NO RESPECT.
Leigh Hart Sick And Tired Of Getting Confused With Bloke Who Keeps Pesting Taylor Swift
BAD BLOOD.
ALL BLACKS HALFBACK CRISIS: Justin Marshall Seen Whitebaiting Down The Waikato River
JUSTIN TIME.
Luxon Desperately Trying To Sell A New Zealand House To Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce
YOU BELONG WITH ME.
Old Boy At The Pub Says He’d Have Tom Phillips In Handcuffs By Smoko Tomorrow
CASE CLOSED.
Flatmate Who Said They’d Do Dishes ‘After Dinner’ Now Entering Day 5 Of Standoff
BENCH BATTLE.
Luxon’s Video To Taylor Swift Sends New Zealand’s Cringe Level To Dangerous New High
PAINFUL STUFF.
Local Dad Admits To Secretly Using The Kids’ Bluey Toothpaste When No-One’s Looking
SECRET SHAME.
TVNZ Snaps Up Sporting Rights In Last Ditch Effort To Get People To Watch Them
RATINGS RESCUE.
