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NRL GRAND FINAL: New Zealander With Zero Ties To Melbourne Suddenly Becomes Lifelong Storm Fan

storm fan

BANDWAGON.

Bloke In His 30s Who’s Feeling Old Callously Reminded Ma’a Nonu Is Playing Top Level Rugby At 43

man looking deflated as he watches maa nonu

LIKE FINE WINE.

“I’m My Own Man Now”: Local Bloke Enjoys Free To Air Cricket Without Tapping Into Parents’ SkyGo Account

man watching cricket on couch.

INDEPENDENCE DAY.

Luxon’s PR Team Making AI Version Of Him That Seems More Human

virtual luxon

RELATABILITY REBOOT.

Old Boy At The Pub Adds Cam Roigard To His Good Books But Not Razor

man drinking and thinking about roigard and razor

HERE WE GO.

Wallabies Fan Searching For VCR Hoping To Watch Australia’s Last Bledisloe Win

aussie fan with VHS tape looking for VCR

MEMORY LANE.

Wellington Office Workers Briefly Remember They’re Alive During Thrilling Fire Drill

office workers outside building during fire drill

SIGNS OF LIFE.

Wallabies Certain This Year Is Different, Despite 23 Years Of It Not Being Different

Wallabies celebrating despite All Blacks winning record

MATE YA DREAMING

Public Transport Advocate Wishes It Was a Little Less Public

annoyed woman on train

TRANSIT TRAUMA.

King’s Boy Feeling The Cost Of Living Pinch After Only Getting Two Overseas Trips This Year

king's college student thinking of rome.

HOLIDAY HARDSHIP.

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