Hungover Woman Who Arrived Home at 4AM Guilt-Cleans House To Pretend She Has It Together
FRESH START.
Gabrielle Shaw, a 26-year-old Wellington woman, awoke this morning to the cruel reality of blinding sunlight combined with haunting flashbacks of a night on Courtenay Place.
Grade Cricketer’s Masterclass Shadow Batting Nothing Like His Actual Defence
WORK IN PROGRESS.
Nathan Jones’s incredible shadow batting skill is often a complete contrast to his actual performance on the field.
Local Bloke Out for Jog Instinctively Sidesteps Imaginary Defender
MUSCLE MEMORY.
Hagley Park regulars were treated to another masterclass in nostalgic footwork today.
44-Year-Old Lawyer Finding It Quite Difficult To Get Away With Shoplifting These Days
CAN’T CATCH A BREAK.
A middle-aged Aucklander who happens to be a qualified lawyer has been having a run of bad luck lately.
Palmerston North Man Returns Home From Trip Of A Lifetime To Hamilton
OH, THOSE BIG CITY LIGHTS.
One long-term Palmy resident is rubbing his eyes today, as he tries to recover from a dazzling trip to the far north metropolis of Hamilton.
Local Man Questions Whether He’ll Ever Recover From Baz McCullum’s Fateful Duck in the World Cup Final
HAUNTING IMAGE.
It’s been nearly a decade, but for 35-year-old Nic Hill from Christchurch, the scars of the 2015 Cricket World Cup final remain as fresh as ever.
Wellingtonian Doesn’t Notice How Shit Summer’s Been Because For Him It Always Is
EVERYDAY’S A PUFFER JACKET DAY.
For most Kiwis, the summer of 2025 has been a washout.
Reports of torrential rain, howling winds, and barely a sliver of sunshine have dominated national headlines in New Zealand, with Cantabrians especially vocal about their disappointment.
Aucklander Backs Himself to Win Squid Games’ Red Light, Green Light
TRAFFIC JAM TRAINING.
Marty Jones, a 33-year-old Aucklander from Newmarket, has officially thrown his hat in the ring for Squid Game’s infamous Red Light, Green Light challenge.
Local Woman Sets New Gym PB: 1 Rep, 100 Photos for Instagram
RAISING THE BAR ON FOLLOWERS.
Sophie Tanner, a 23-year-old self-proclaimed “fitness influencer” from Christchurch, made history today at Les Mills gym by setting a new personal best: one solitary rep and an astounding 100 Instagram photos.
JUSTICE SHAKEUP: Guilty Criminals Could Soon Be Sentenced To Running It Straight At Warriors Training
ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Crime TOUGH LOVE Prime Minister Chris Luxon has unveiled a new justice reform plan that could see convicted offenders sentenced to help train with the New Zealand Warriors. Specifically, they’ll be required to “run it straight” at the team during grueling training sessions. “New Zealanders are tired of crime, and they’re tired […]
