Flexible Working Officially Blamed For The Death Of Friday Office Drinks
GUILTY AS CHARGED.
Te Pāti Māori On The Lookout For New Ways To Destroy Pieces Of Paper They Don’t Like
INNOVATORS.
Hard-Nosed Wellingtonian Describes This Week’s Weather As “Quite Windy Ay”
CAN’T BEAT IT ON A GOOD DAY THOUGH.
Bloke’s Hangover Now Creeping Into Tuesday
SEEN BETTER DAYS.
JUST FOR FUN: Bloke Doing Anonymous Staff Engagement Survey Selects “Strongly Disagree” For Every Question
CLICKING WITH PURPOSE.
Attention-Starved Chris Hipkins Planning Labour’s First Parliament Haka
DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING.
Swarbrick And The Greens In Need Of New Team Kit Now That There’s Peace In The Middle East
WARDROBE WOES.
Job Seeker Shocked To Learn Entry-Level Role Requires 10 Years Experience In Entry-Level Roles
GRAD TRAP.
SUNDAY HORRORS: Public Servant Tries Hard To Ignore Weekly Feeling Of Existential Dread
BRAVE FACE.
Bloke’s Heart Sinks As Countdown Cashier Casually Waves Him Through Without ID Or Eye Contact
REALITY CHECK.
