NRL GRAND FINAL: New Zealander With Zero Ties To Melbourne Suddenly Becomes Lifelong Storm Fan

BANDWAGON.
Bloke In His 30s Who’s Feeling Old Callously Reminded Ma’a Nonu Is Playing Top Level Rugby At 43

LIKE FINE WINE.
“I’m My Own Man Now”: Local Bloke Enjoys Free To Air Cricket Without Tapping Into Parents’ SkyGo Account

INDEPENDENCE DAY.
Luxon’s PR Team Making AI Version Of Him That Seems More Human

RELATABILITY REBOOT.
Old Boy At The Pub Adds Cam Roigard To His Good Books But Not Razor

HERE WE GO.
Wallabies Fan Searching For VCR Hoping To Watch Australia’s Last Bledisloe Win

MEMORY LANE.
Wellington Office Workers Briefly Remember They’re Alive During Thrilling Fire Drill

SIGNS OF LIFE.
Wallabies Certain This Year Is Different, Despite 23 Years Of It Not Being Different

MATE YA DREAMING
Public Transport Advocate Wishes It Was a Little Less Public

TRANSIT TRAUMA.
King’s Boy Feeling The Cost Of Living Pinch After Only Getting Two Overseas Trips This Year

HOLIDAY HARDSHIP.