Local Bloke Not Ready For Relationship Commitment But Will Commit to Every Bit of Social Sport Available
CLEAR PRIORITIES.
Public Servant Introduces Personal Scoring System To Simulate Job Satisfaction
MAKING HIS OWN FUN.
Bloke Who Failed To Bring Beers To Party Now Taking Generous Helpings Of Everyone Else’s
EMPTY HANDED
Local Tradie Say He’ll “Swing By Tomorrow” Offering Inconvenient 10-Hour Arrival Window
WAITING WOES.
Bloke Who’s Never Left The West Coast Confident He’d Hate Auckland
ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY.
Grade Cricketer Reckons He Was ‘Seeing Them Well’ Before Getting Bowled for 2
SEEING IT LIKE A BEACH BALL
Public Servant Skim-Reads Email That Took Three Days To Write, Review And Sign Off
MAX EFFORT, MINIMAL IMPACT.
One Person Single-Handedly Responsible For 97% Of Group Chat Activity
OVERACTIVE.
All Blacks Can’t Even Completely Blame The Score On England’s Lame Boring Drop Goals
NARRATIVE RUINED.
Local Cop Quite Keen For His Bosses To Not Break The Law And Try To Disgracefully Cover It Up
GREAT EXPECTATIONS.
