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Corin Dann Books In Three Nice Chlöe Interviews To Make Up For That Mean Winston One

Corin Dann, Chloe Swarbrick and Winston Peters at RNZ studio.

BALANCED REPORTING.

Wellingtonians Vote To Replace Eagles At Wellington Airport With Cully And Captain Hurricane

captain hurricane and cully in plane above wellington airport

WINDS OF CHANGE.

Local Man Feels Like He’s Been Nailed To The Cross After Not Stocking Up On Good Friday Beers

man in kitchen thinking about beers and the crucifiction.

UNFORGIVABLE.

Annual Leave Maximiser Strikes Again: Local Man Books 10-Day Break with Just Three Days Leave

man in office smiling and pointing

NO BRAINER

Wellington Shoppers Rewarded With Gift Vouchers For Setting Foot In Johnsonville Mall

woman standing outside johnsonville mall

CONSUMER SACRIFICE.

Air NZ Unveils New Uniforms But Still No Revamp For Kia Ora Magazine

man in plane with head in hands about air nz uniform and kia ora magazine.

TOO MUCH TO ASK.

UNPRECEDENTED COMPETENCE: Interislander Completes Round Trip Without Deploying Distress Flare

interislander ferry with flare being let off in bubble

MIRACLE ON THE STRAIT.

Tamatha Paul Has Bike Stolen, Asks Thief To Return It When They Feel Emotionally Ready

Green MP standing outside home with green ebike

NO RUSH.

Bloke Out For A Craft Beer Suddenly Has Grand Idea To Start His Own Home Brew

men having a beer at the Good Home and thinking about home brewing.

ORIGINAL THINKING.

Shirtless Jogger Impresses Nobody During Run

shirtless jogger in park

WE GET IT, YOU’RE FIT.

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