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Woman Shows She’s Down To Earth By Starting Group Email With “Hey Guys”

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Wellington City Council Finally Comes Up With Slogan That Resonates With People

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Local Man With Bluetooth Speaker Confidently Predicts Everyone’s Loving His Music

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Christ’s College Student Googles “Cost Of Living Crisis Definition”

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Man Screaming At Wellington Bus Driver Wants To Know Why There’s Such A Staff Shortage

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Punk Rock Revival Underway With Crunchy New Album From The Chrises

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FATHER’S DAY CONTENT: Local Dad Makes Annual Appearance On Daughter’s Instagram

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Bloke Preemptively Sends Reassuring Text To Missus Ahead Of Boys Weekend

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SPRING TIME: Warmer Weather Leads To  After-Work Beer Proposal Gathering Momentum

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INSPIRATIONAL: Despite Cost Of Living Pressure Netflix Subscription Survives Another Payment Round

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