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Diocesan School Girl Fascinated By The Concept Of A Household Budget

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Woman Flips The Script On Relationship Status By Debuting New Boyfriend On Instagram

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Instagram Business Coach Claims She Can Help You Make It In Business Despite Never Running A Successful Business

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Local Bloke Spends Entire Party Figuring Out How To Exit Conversations Gracefully

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Wellingtonian On Auckland Trip Gets Quick Win By Moaning About Auckland Coffee

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Bizarre Sex Trend Emerging Where You Just Sleep With One Person Within Committed Relationship

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Man Attends Meditation Session Instead Of Addressing Long List Of Personal Deficiencies

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Wellingtonian Shamed Mercilessly By Flatmates For The Crime Of Drinking Instant Coffee

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One Headache Clearly Not Enough As Bloke Attempts Weekly Grocery Shop While Very Hungover

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