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lads having beers at pub

One Beer After Work On Friday Once Again Results In Bloke Coming Home At 2 AM

man slurping water from a tap

Man Forgoes Midnight Glass Of Water And Instead Slurps Like A Dog From Bathroom Tap

women in office talking about air fryer

Local Woman With New Air Fryer Talks About Air Fryer

woman in christchurch central

Christchurch Newcomer Begins Five Year Probation Period Before Being Welcomed Into Friend Group

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Local Man On Third Blue V Of The Day Wondering Why He Feels So Average

Man with newborn and how to dad youtuber in background

Desperately Under-Prepared New Dad Discovers “How To Dad” Is More Of A Comedy Thing

man laughing on couch

Local Bloke Not On Facebook Happily Misses Event He Didn’t Know About

man looking sheepish at byo restaurant

35 Year-Old Going To BYO Destined To Be Upset By The Price Of Corkage

ben Lummis with Oasis

Oasis Back Together But Still No Clear Signs Of A Comeback From Ben Lummis

horde of men walking along Wellington's waterfront.

Beervana Activates Hordes Of Men Confidently Swaggering Through Central Wellington

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