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Mum worried about glass in recycling bin.

Local Mum Putting Out Post-Christmas Recycling Claims “People Will Think We’re Alcoholics”

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Dad grumpy about the phone chargers in his corner of lounge.

HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS: Wall Socket In Dad’s Corner Of The Lounge Overrun With Kids’ Phone Chargers

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man looking disappointed after Christmas cracker loss to aunty

SHAME: Arrogant Nephew Loses Christmas Cracker Pull To Aunty

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man out for a run

Man Impressing Nobody By Heading Off For A Morning Run On Christmas Day

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Kids with santa hats

Children On Best Behaviour Today With Mum’s Final Threat That “Santa Won’t Come Otherwise”

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woman reading christmas card in office

“ALL YOUR HARD WORK”: Employee Tears  Up After Reading Heartfelt Christmas Card From CEO

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man appearing to be engaged in his work at the computer.

WEEK BEFORE CHRISTMAS: Office Employee Digs Real Deep To Give A Fuck About His Work

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awkward woman at christmas decorated lounge

Woman Fabricates Dramatic Life Events to Deflect Family Questions On Motherhood

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Chinese president with tiktok dancer in foreground

TIME SAVER: Teen TikTok Dancer Deletes App And Just Emails Videos Straight To Chinese President

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woman sees the light with gin calendar

Staunch Atheist Welcomes Jesus Christ Into Her Life Via Gin Advent Calendar

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