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How To Talk About Climate Change With “That” Annoying Little Activist At Christmas

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Wellington Man Laughed Out Of His Friend Group For Not Liking Coffee Or Craft Beer

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Annoying Friend Won’t Shut Up About How She’s Already Done Her Christmas Shopping

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Secret To Living A Private Life REVEALED! (And It Doesn’t Include Making A Netflix Documentary About Yourself)

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Man Suddenly Remembers Beer Bottle He Put In The Freezer After Hearing Loud Bang From The Kitchen

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Low Level Employee Looking To Cash In On Christmas Party Bar Tab

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School Friend Who Is Not Capable Of Doing Law Degree Enrols In Law Degree

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Wellington Public Servant High Fives Herself For Making Her Lunch Instead Of Spending $15 At Foodcourt

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Man Heroically Walks Away From Pokies Without Even Thinking About Trying To Win His Money Back

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