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Local Man’s Self-Described “Side Hustle” Has Reportedly Netted Him $11 Since 2023

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Wellington Cyclist Mentions That “It’s Actually Faster”, Again

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Man Now In Planning Stage Of Starting His Own Podcast After Having Three Interesting Thoughts

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Commuter Looking For Ways To Save Money On Fuel Removes Seats From Car

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New Team Values Poster In Office Predicted To Become Totally Invisible To Staff In Two Weeks

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Man Attempts To Outrun Hangover With Multiple Trips To Shop To Buy Convenient Ready-To-Eat Food

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Local Man Adds “Long Black Drinker” To His Edgy But Highly Curated Personality

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Grandmother Looking After Grandkids Informed That She “Can’t Even Feed Bread To Ducks Anymore”

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WIRED AWAKE: Health Guru Who Preaches 8 Hours Sleep Each Night Now On Fourth Line At Electric Ave

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Bloke Refers To Mount Maunganui As “The Mount” Despite Living In Gore

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