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grateful man in The Square in Palmerston North.

Palmerston North Man Confirms That “Actually Palmy Is Pretty Central To Everything”

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woman with mug

Local Woman Claims To Be In Some Kind Of “Era” When Describing Very Minor Things That She Does

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woman eating biscoff egg in shop

Local Woman Who Said She’d Have One Biscoff Egg Ends Up Polishing Off The Lot

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men waving in supermarket, one thinking of coffee

“We Should Go For A Coffee Sometime” Still The Best Exit Strategy From Small Talk Entrapment

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woman on couch eating mcdonalds

Local Woman Who Does No Exercise And Only Eats Rubbish Asks Why She Feels “Tired All The Time”

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man with lollies outside night n day.

Lolly Bag Remembered As Greatest Investment Of Childhood Money

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millennials celebrating pub quiz win

Local Millenial’s Quiz Team Tops the Table After Actually Knowing The Songs From The Music Round

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children on bikes at nz camping ground

Local Camping Ground Ruled And Controlled By Roaming Gangs Of Children On Bikes

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pink haired woman with horseracing in background and well dressed men in Wellington.

Wellingtonian Upset By All The Very Un-Wellington People Visiting For Wellington Cup

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exasperated man with tired girlfriend in background.

Man Can’t Understand Why Girlfriend Is Too Tired for Sex After Doing His Laundry And Cooking His Meals

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