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man sarcastically happy to see bus.

Weekend Train Into Wellington Naturally Replaced By The Oldest Buses In New Zealand

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woman at laptop in bank

Local Banker Happily Approves Mortgage As If She Hasn’t Just Created Fake Money Out Of Thin Air

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parents sitting on couch thinking about kids and leave balance

Working Parents Naturally Have Both Their Annual Leave Balances Deleted By School Holidays

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man laughing thinking about kids on ipad quietly engaged.

“Parenting’s Easy, Just Give Them The iPad Haha”, Says Bloke Who Doesn’t Have Kids

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man having beer on sunny day.

Local Bloke Keeps Silly Season Alive With Unscheduled Early Friday Beer At Pub

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man on deck looking sweaty after run

Man Who Went For Run This Morning Says Legs Are “Sore” But “Good Sore”

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man laughing with beer at airport

Boarding Call Falls On Deaf Ears Of Bloke Determined To Finish Overpriced Airport Beer

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man facepalms while child cries

Toddler Decides Today Is A Good Day To Once Again Get His Fingers Jammed In The Door

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gym bro disgusted by people at gym.

Dedicated Gym Bro Braces For January Flood Of Fakes And Phonies

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man in backyard with waterblaster

Bored Dad Seen Sniffing Around The Backyard Looking For Things To Waterblast

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