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HOLIDAY MISHAP: Woman Forgets To Post Aerial Photo From Inside Plane

man thinking about unpacking suitcase.

Man Who Returned From Holiday One Week Ago Begins Thinking About Unpacking Suitcase

man in singlet drinking beer at festival

“I Didn’t Spend Too Much Over Christmas And New Year’s” Says Local Liar

woman laughing in office

Public Servant Met With Roars Of Laughter After She Asks “How Do I Do My Job Again?”

man sprinting towards woman who is out walking the dog.

Local Bloke Out Running Increases His Speed Dramatically After Spotting A Woman In The Distance

man happily looking at phone with bluetooth speaker, while woman looks annoyed.

Man With Bluetooth Speaker At Beach Appears Confident That Everyone Wants To Hear His Music

selfie of woman in gym

NEW YEAR, NEW ME: Woman Embarks On First Of Three Gym Sessions For The Year

woman with wine yelling in phone

FINISHING STRONG: Woman Puts Exclamation Mark On 2022 By Getting Dangerously Drunk And Emotional

man giving thumbs up with beer at bbq

Bloke Heroically Starts On The Beers At 12 In Quest To Make It To Midnight

XMAS NEW YEAR’S TIME HOLE: Study Confirms 9 Out Of 10 People Have No Idea What Day It Is

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