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HOLIDAY MISHAP: Woman Forgets To Post Aerial Photo From Inside Plane

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Man Who Returned From Holiday One Week Ago Begins Thinking About Unpacking Suitcase

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man in singlet drinking beer at festival

“I Didn’t Spend Too Much Over Christmas And New Year’s” Says Local Liar

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woman laughing in office

Public Servant Met With Roars Of Laughter After She Asks “How Do I Do My Job Again?”

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man sprinting towards woman who is out walking the dog.

Local Bloke Out Running Increases His Speed Dramatically After Spotting A Woman In The Distance

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man happily looking at phone with bluetooth speaker, while woman looks annoyed.

Man With Bluetooth Speaker At Beach Appears Confident That Everyone Wants To Hear His Music

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NEW YEAR, NEW ME: Woman Embarks On First Of Three Gym Sessions For The Year

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FINISHING STRONG: Woman Puts Exclamation Mark On 2022 By Getting Dangerously Drunk And Emotional

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man giving thumbs up with beer at bbq

Bloke Heroically Starts On The Beers At 12 In Quest To Make It To Midnight

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XMAS NEW YEAR’S TIME HOLE: Study Confirms 9 Out Of 10 People Have No Idea What Day It Is

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