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scientist examining beer with rooftop bar in background

EVOLUTIONARY SCIENCE: Warmth And Sunlight During Afternoon Stimulates Brain’s Biological Urge For A Beer

three men having beers with image of christ's college in foreground

Christchurch Friend Group Analyses Newcomer’s High School Resume Before Extending Friendship

man shopping at pak n save, thinking that his house could be on fire.

Determined Shopper Absolutely Losing It Over Fears He Left The Oven On

stern looking mother in front of fish and chip shop

Widespread Anger As Mum Shuts Down Calls For Fish And Chips For Dinner

man in kitchen with slow cooker

Man Who Enjoyed Slow Cooker Meal Seven Months Ago Still Hasn’t Had Another One

Man in cafe thinking about the capers in his bagel

Humble Kiwi Challenged By Realisation He Does Actually Like Capers

Man standing in Whitcoulls book shop with spot the dog in the foreground.

New Dad Browsing Whitcoulls Happy To See That This Guy’s Still Smashing It

woman in open plan office

Woman Shows She’s Down To Earth By Starting Group Email With “Hey Guys”

Wellington's "Wellington" sign, but with "UpTheWahs"

Wellington City Council Finally Comes Up With Slogan That Resonates With People

man with bluetooth speaker on courtenay place.

Local Man With Bluetooth Speaker Confidently Predicts Everyone’s Loving His Music

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